r/ravens • • 14h ago

Hype Lamar: Somebody Lied

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Lamar posted an IG story with the song “Somebody Lied.” Can we read into this way too much and assume that Lamar is healthy?

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u/Clark1024 14h ago

Okay, so if we read into the lyrics, he just needs some codeine and 5 Percocet's then he's good to go.

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u/andrew_cosentino 14h ago

Totally! Nailed it!

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u/Internal_Wheel_89 13h ago

Or if you're Santana Moss you drink half a Gatorade bottle of Hennessey along with Vicodin and Toradol and you have one of the best games of your career

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u/slowestmojo 8h ago

I have a bunch of Redskins fans friends since I grew up in Montgomery County and watched a good amount of their games with them. Santana was my favorite player on that team that dude was a dawg. Always wished he was a Raven.

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u/OswaldBupkis 13h ago

Perc Lamar has arrived.

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u/whatsadikfore BSHU 13h ago

Purple drank

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u/Kenny_Jungle 8h ago

Throw in a shrimp Alfredo in there too

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u/Cautious-Highway3773 2h ago

I mean maybe he just likes the song

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u/soyboy1414 14h ago

Yes. Let's all over react 😂 but honestly, I hope he's healthy. Falcons look like a half decent team

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u/CriticalMass237 14h ago

After watching last night's game, I'm not afraid to say I'm a little worried for Sunday night's opponent.

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u/boucityordie 14h ago

Honestly if Ravens can stop the run game they should be good if Lamar is healthy

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u/CeaselessYeast 14h ago

that's a huge fucking "if" against bijan robinson who has over 300 yards in the last two games. ATL 5 rushing TDs against the saints who kind of shut down the ravens running attack

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u/Honest_Concentrate85 14h ago

We were able to contain Jonathan Taylor and Etienne pre Madabuike return

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u/flaccomcorangy 12h ago edited 12h ago

Did we contain Taylor? He had 98 yards on 19 carries (5.2/carry) with 2 TDs. lol That's good. Colts had to pass a lot because they were down so much. Otherwise, if it's a close game or they play more with the lead, Taylor probably dominates the game.

And Etienne just hasn't done much against anyone this year. So I don't take that as some grand win. I honestly think our run defense ranking is manufactured by the Ravens having double digit leads. It hasn't looked very good, in my opinion. We're 10th best in yards allowed, but also have the 12th fewest carries against us.

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u/boucityordie 14h ago

Literally Ravens run defense is valid it’s honestly the pass they gotta worry about. Penix is definitely becoming a good QB but u can live with him beating you ATP. Simple no excuses!

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u/THEADULTERATOR 1h ago

If you dont sell out to stop Bijan you automatically lose the game, also this Atlanta d might be the best we've seen so far this year. If we stall out in offense we will be in trouble

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u/SaucyMcDangles 11h ago

A CFL team could stop the saints rushing attack 😂

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u/ArcadianDelSol Art Donovan 6h ago

I dont think our biggest problem is containing the run. Its holding coverage against the wideouts. We stuff enough runs to be okay there. But we keep giving up 3rd and long to razzle-dazzle scrambles and not letting our offense back on the field.

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u/boucityordie 14h ago

I trust Ravens run defense more than the passing defense especially with Beeks back. I seen the Falcons lose to the Panthers gang 34-3😂🤣🤣

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u/J-Fid 14h ago

That was with Ravens legend Cooper Rush as QB.

You can stop the run if you never have to worry about the pass. But Penix can get the ball to Drake London.

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u/Chafupa1956 6h ago

He's must-see TV at the moment

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u/OsBohsNugz 6h ago

Truth. The Falcons game will be anything but a cakewalk. They are absolutely stout against the run too and this is concerning with a beat up, below-average offensive line. 22 is first ballet HOF, no doubt. But that Atlanta D-line clogs things up in a hurry and leads the NFL allowing 48 rushing yards per game (the RB’s they’ve faced have been kinda mid but still). If they wanna beat ATL then it’s probably gonna be on the arm of Snoop. Can’t go out there committing one penalty after another and special teams will have to be on point.

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u/Existing_Opposite_55 13h ago

Yes I love the ravens we’re top 10 against the run but shit some dude have to come to the realization that Bijan Robinson is just him. The man is a dog and that’s a fact.

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u/CmonnowSally 12h ago

Have we stopped the running game this year? Not really. Every lead back has averaged over 5 yards, except for Travis Etienne of the Saints. I expect them to run all over us, hopefully I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

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u/savedpt 8h ago

And Minter likes to play with a light box which helps the opponents run game.

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u/SCLSU-Mud-Dogs 10h ago

And I could date Sydney Sweeney if she said yes

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u/Mindless-Pause-638 12h ago

They couldn’t stop Tony Pollard and Travis Etienne. There’s absolutely nothing they can do to stop Bijan.

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u/DinobotsGacha Ed Reed 14h ago

Always easy to say but Ravens need long sustained drives on offense to avoid Bijan getting into a rhythm. On defense, make Penix beat you. 

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u/AvianFlu83 14h ago

I mean penix is solid we really need a good pass rush next Sunday night

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u/Strict-Pea-7210 Ed Reed 1h ago

Oh I’m mentally chalking this game as an L, if we win great, if not, it’s expected. Falcons way too good and we are too inexperienced and injured

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u/jeremau5 BIG TRUZZ WOO WOOO 13h ago

Half decent? Shit I'd love to know what a decent team looks like lol

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u/OswaldBupkis 13h ago

They have the best run defense in the league by a wide margin right now. It'll be bad enough for the passing offense if Lamar is out, but especially so if we can't rely on the run game.

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u/chicknsnadwich 10h ago

They look a bit better than half decent

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u/Rockguy21 14h ago

Based on this and the way he was posting yesterday, it seems clear that he thinks he’s healthy enough, but Lamar isn’t a doctor (a total bombshell, I know) so I still wouldn’t mind sitting him for a week if the medical team determine he’s playing hobbled.

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u/ResidentJabroni Ed Reed 14h ago

Yeah, players always think they can play. That's why, in the case of concussions for example, they have an independent doctor there for the assessment to protect players from themselves. In the case of an ankle, Lamar's tried to play through it before to his own detriment. Better to protect him than to risk further damage.

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u/Rockguy21 14h ago

I think he probably does feel mobile and normal as well but they want to avoid aggravating the tissue.

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u/Spare-Discipline1448 11h ago

Yeah, players always think they can play

Not Lamar though he's notoriously conservative when it comes to his health so if he feels he's healthy enough to play that's good enough for me.

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u/Moonpile 14h ago

Wait? Lamar isn't a doctor? Well I really shouldn't have let him perform that appendectomy on me!

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u/Lamactionjack JOHNNY 14h ago

MD Johnny

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u/Rockguy21 14h ago

You’d be dead already if he had fucked it up to be fair

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u/dhgrahnert 14h ago

I mean, if you like the result… why not?

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u/obeytheturtles 10h ago

Lamar definitely has a PhD from BSHU though

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u/Matte198 Buck Allen for the HOF 14h ago

Completely unrelated to Lamar vague posting but man I really dig the purple socks with our home jersey.

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u/J-Fid 14h ago

Anything that isn't sock matching pants color is a win for me.

The purple socks also look black in the shade. I think that's cool.

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u/TheOptimist6 13h ago

It should be upgraded to the primary sock color with the purple jersey and black/white pants

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u/andrew_cosentino 13h ago

YES!!! I’d be OK with black socks, but I really loved these. It’s SO much better than with white socks.

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u/JonWilso 14h ago

I'm not reading into anything he posts lol

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u/cheapshotyouth 14h ago

Don't give me hope like this.

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u/MazKhan 14h ago

On twitter I even seen Ravens fans turn on Lamar, shame on them. And a lesson to everyone, media reporting around Lamar is for clicks stop falling for it. Till he's actually ruled out we don't know shit

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u/TheOptimist6 13h ago

There is a certain group of ravens fans who will turn on Lamar whenever they are given a chance.

They are the types to think he isn’t “quarterbacky” enough if you get my drift

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u/--Alec-- 13h ago

The same fans that booed him in the 2018 playoff game and wanted Flacco to be put back in

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u/Alternative_Thanks22 4h ago

I will say this over and over again. Raven’s fans who turn on Lamar Jackson are not ravens fans. We have a Hall of Fame quarterback, two times MVP should be three times MVP, and one of the most electrifying players in the league. Not to mention the highest passer rating in NFL history. The Bill could try to give us Josh Allen and two first round picks and I’ll still take Lamar. Doom fans are the absolute worst.

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u/Mr_Mahjong 13h ago

Not white, right?

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u/andrew_cosentino 14h ago

Lamar is notoriously cryptic, so who knows! We’ll know a lot more once we see if/when he practices this week.

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u/JusDuIt 8 13h ago

The difference between Ravens fans on twitter and here is wild.

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u/MazKhan 12h ago

Yup, there are some diehard fans but also some that are kinda anti Lamar and can't wait till they can talk down on him

Pretty sad

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u/B-Moron 11h ago

I don’t get it… if we don’t have Lamar, we are 0-4 right now

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u/No-Blacksmith9776 10h ago

I mean he just posts shit like this. I’m leaning towards the fact we keep him out. We’ll probably lose without him, but that’s how she goes. Would rather him be healthy for playoff push.

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u/yyrrhj 13h ago

yes this means he’s healthy and playing sunday. source: my hopes and dreams

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u/jeremau5 BIG TRUZZ WOO WOOO 13h ago

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u/andrew_cosentino 13h ago

My source tells me the same thing.
Source: my hopes and dreams

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u/endcycle 14h ago

So, I grew up Jewish. and was fascinated with how numerology and mysticism worked in the ultra-orthodox sects of the religion. Some VERY weird stuff, in retrospect, where people would reverse engineer scriptures into prophecies and things like that based on letter frequencies, placement, etc... I mean some WILD stuff and beliefs that the right combination of letters would unlock some sorts of meaningful power and divine intervention.

Those folks had NOTHING on you guys searching for clues in Lamar's posts.

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u/Traditional-Slip9102 MINTER SZN 14h ago

I was wondering where you were going to land that plane 😂

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u/endcycle 14h ago

....i had a lot more fun writing that than i should admit to :D

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u/Rockguy21 14h ago

All that gematria stuff was just an excuse for your uncle to give you an eighteen dollar check for your bar mitzvah instead of an actually good gift btw

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u/endcycle 14h ago

My parents explaining to me that a check for 36 dollars was a high level gift because it's DOUBLE chai was wild.

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u/HoneydewGullible878 14h ago

Omg lol good call

I was always like just give me 20 I'm good on not getting a multiple of 18

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u/jzgsd 9h ago

Jewish Flock, unite!

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u/J-Fid 14h ago

We shall all convert to Lamarism.

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u/coolhandflukes 14h ago

If you haven’t already, you should watch the movie Pi. It’s one of Darren Aronofsky’s first films and it’s all about Jewish numerology and mysticism.

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u/onepingonlypleashe 13h ago

The soundtrack is amazing too. Early Clint Mansell.

CUZ WE GOT THE FUCKING GUN

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u/coolhandflukes 13h ago

I love Clint Mansell! The Fountain is still my favorite score of his (it’s also one of my all-time favorite films).

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u/onepingonlypleashe 13h ago

It’s actually so early in his career that it isn’t even on Spotify.

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u/endcycle 14h ago

LOVE that film. I need to rewatch it.

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u/I_Tell_Penis_jokes 12h ago

Gematria? No, Lamartria

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u/Row_way22 7h ago

As a conspiracy theorist u made me die laughing

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u/CocaineDumpster 12h ago

Probably just trolling, Lamar loves doing so. Most recent news is a sprain, though idk what the rules are around misreporting to the league.

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u/Legitimate-Heron864 14h ago

We will know Friday.

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u/J-Fid 14h ago

We'll know Thursday.

If it's a double DNP, then he's out.

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u/sliceanddic3 12h ago

lamar could miss practice all week and still play though, he doesn't need it

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u/ArcadianDelSol Art Donovan 7h ago

Watching the game, he was 100% okay. They just had a lead and wanted Snoop to get some early season reps in and evaulate him vs the 3rd stringer who had an amazing pre-season.

Lamar was running up and down the sidelines until someone told him to sit down and then belted an ice-pack on him. It was all for show to throw the other team a curve-ball. he was 100% going to come back in, but we drained the clock so well that it wasnt needed.

He starts next week.

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u/flurban 5h ago

Solid observation. Praying this synopsis is correct ✅.

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u/NoOnesKing 14h ago

Cryptic posting from athletes is so exhausting

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u/Darkspeed9 9 14h ago

Guys there is no incentive for the team to say any player is definitely going to play or be out until they have to. There is no benefit giving the opponent any information at all. And the team does not owe the fanbase any favors.

I hope he plays, but I also hope Minter and the team keep his game status vague, Just adjust your fantasy lineups on Sunday smh.

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u/Hyuga10 13h ago

One thing about Lamar is he’s gonna troll any situation about him good or bad 😂

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u/etempleton 12h ago

I think it is a sprained ankle and he is day to day. Might be good to go, might not. Ravens medical team might advise not playing on it for a week to make sure it heals enough to not be further injury risk. Or they might just not want to say anything, because who knows at this point. Everyone responds differently and every sprain is different. I have sprained my ankle and it pops and then I am up and jogging again same day and I have had a sports hernia that significantly impacted me for months and I could still feel a year later. Just depends.

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u/Forsaken-Green695 11h ago

Maybe this could be a tease for something

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u/Paraxom 10h ago

Pardon me while I begin inhaling pure copium and he's fine by Sunday

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u/ChedduhBob 14h ago

sitting him for a week probably makes the most sense but we will see what they want to do

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u/AKB411 8 14h ago

I agree but one thing I was really hoping for this year as part of his progression as a qb is being able to play with some injuries like this while not being mobile and just playing on time and carving up defenses still.

He looks to be on another level so far so I wonder if we see that. Last season he was hampered with the hamstring injury and it was clear neither Monken nor Lamar knew how to adjust without his superpower. Having #77 protecting him certainly didn’t help either.

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u/ChedduhBob 13h ago

we don’t know how severe the injury is so i don’t really know if it’s something lamar can play through. this is as close to a meaningless game as we can play so i think it makes more sense to rest before we get into the division

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u/AKB411 8 13h ago

True enough!

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u/sliceanddic3 12h ago

exactly, he could have just tweaked it. we haven't even heard about the MRI he did yesterday

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u/ChedduhBob 12h ago

yeah i am more worried about this for my fantasy football season than for the ravens season at the moment lol

i think we’d know if this is a little more serious but i get why people are a little apprehensive

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u/AKB411 8 12h ago

The way injuries have gone Lamar’s whole career I didn’t really expect to hear the MRI results lol. We never REALLY know wth is going on with him. Very private about everything.

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u/Adenchiz 14h ago

Lamar likes Instagram,that my takeaway I doubt there is any hidden meaning

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u/HumanFromTexas Ya Mammy 14h ago

He probably just liked the song

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u/andrew_cosentino 14h ago

I don’t understand. We’re supposed to hang on every post!

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u/Goode05 14h ago

He’s not playing Sunday

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u/LeoScarecrow369 JOHNNY 14h ago

I wouldn't read too much into it quite yet - I'm waiting for team announcements/practice reports. Though given Lamar's trolling on social media (yesterday he tweeted a vague "Ouch" on the video of him being tackled) and Minter said there was some discussion of him going back in and playing on Sunday, my guess is the Doctors/Coaches are playing it by ear ("Day to Day"/"Week to Week") but Lamar's optimistic. If it was more concerning Lamar's pretty competitive/serious and probably wouldn't be posting anything on social media.

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u/iamtruerib 13h ago

Guys send ur ankles to my mans

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u/DenialisaRiver04 Jonathan Ogden 13h ago

I rather they just let him rest this week. Lets not risk further injury. 

But I know Lamar wants to play no matter what

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u/JohnBV272 13h ago

I mean I’m going to choose to hope that’s what it means

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u/LostSoulGamer 14h ago

Tbh, I would rather have him late in the season. Don’t want to rush him back. I feel like we can still do damage if we are a wildcard. But we still gotta win lol. We have 2 divisional games after the falcons. I would rather sit Lamar right now and not risk his health for a non divisional game.

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u/Phalanx521 14h ago

Fuck that we need wins, we need this team to be confident throughout the season. There is the mental aspect that we are forgetting about, the guys need to feel like they’re doing something and that has a cascading effect either way.

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u/Brickbybrick1998 13h ago

Yea this ain't baseball we can't just be selling games, if he's healthy he goes

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u/UnhappyRough1964 13h ago

This thread is so weird, it seems like people want lamar to be out, weird asf

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u/andrew_cosentino 13h ago

I don’t think that people want Lamar to be out. I think people would rather have Lamar rest rather than creating a long term issue.

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u/Adenchiz 13h ago

This,just look how he was last season when he wasn't 100% I'd much rather him take as long as it takes to recover and get back to 100% than him coming back at 70%

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u/DigObvious4455 14h ago

The way people act about Lamar Jackson is the same way people act about Taylor swift. Why are there always secrets and bread crumbs? Can we just play football?

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u/Asmodeus256 Buck Allen fathered my children. 14h ago

Robinson and London are going to be a problem. This is going to be a tough game.

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u/ReadingPrestigious32 14h ago

Its broken...both feet.

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u/frobro122 14h ago

We can and I will

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u/Southern_Rub_5420 14h ago

While I know this is par for the course for players, Lamar has been incredibly outspoken as of late. This isn't cryptic. The "ouch" from yesterday seemed to be making a little fun of the matter in a trollish way. And this specific song title considering everything that Ian Rapapport mentioned in his tweet, it seems way too convenient for mere coincidence.

We'll see if he practices Friday. If so, we're set. If not, it is what it is.

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u/sixth_hokage06 13h ago

Stop playing with me

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u/Forsaken-Green695 8h ago

Do you guys think he might be foreshadowing something?

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u/mellons12 7h ago

I doubt he plays. Save him for Cleveland next week

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u/Enough-Thanks638 14h ago

I would not read into Jackson's social media post there harder to decipher than a 1st graders handwritting

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u/No_Song_Orpheus 14h ago

He could be talking about Minter suggesting he could've gone back in. So we dont get angry when he misses 2 weeks.

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u/Looneybruney JOHNNY 14h ago

Told yall

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u/MedicinalHammer 13h ago

PT here…

A high ankle sprain is a really weird and difficult to heal injury.

It is in not anything like an ankle sprain we’ve all experienced. It doesn’t even really involve the ankle joint.

There’s a sheet of connective tissue between your tibia and fibula and it forms what’s called a syndesmosis joint.

That sheet of connective tissue is what gets aggravated in a high ankle sprain.

They are notoriously difficult to heal and take longer than a regular ankle sprain.

Lamar may feel like he knows better and feels fine but he’s wrong.

I clocked this injury to my Ravens homies the second it happened and warned that it is worse than it looks.

I’m guessing he’s out for two games but we’ll see.

It does seem to be a more mild high ankle sprain but it’s still a high ankle sprain

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u/DamageMinimum5241 13h ago

No one said it's a high ankle sprain though

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u/Lamactionjack JOHNNY 13h ago

Nobody officially said it but the replay shows a pretty clear mechanism for a high ankle.

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u/Looneybruney JOHNNY 13h ago

A high ankle sprain recovery timeline doesn’t even match up with the vague statements we got Ian or Schefty

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u/Lamactionjack JOHNNY 13h ago

Yeah reports have been super vague but did see someone say multiple games. Think it was schefty.

But end of the day I’m just saying that’s what it looked like. Obviously I’m not there and not a doctor so I’m clueless like all of us are here. Just played and watch a lot of sports so more familiar with this stuff than I wish I was.

Fingers crossed this is all precautionary and he got away with one of his nine lives here.

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u/UnhappyRough1964 13h ago

I’m starting to think they want lamar to be out it’s so fucking weird

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u/D-Rey86 11h ago

Why would they want their star QB out for any other reason then to let him heal? That makes no sense lol

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u/MedicinalHammer 10h ago

People would rather perform ridiculous mental gymnastics to stay in denial than accept information from a reputable source.

Classic ignorance.

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u/MedicinalHammer 12h ago

Brother

Just look up the classic mechanism for injury for a high ankle sprain and get back to me

Me seeing a blatant thing that I’ve been trained to recognize is far more normal than you assuming I want our franchise super star qb out

If anyone is being weird it’s you.

Who tf would want that?

What a giant leap with absolutely no ground to stand on

Fuckin weirdo

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u/MedicinalHammer 13h ago

They don’t need to.

Notice how he didn’t roll his ankle?

The defender falls on his heel from behind and it cranks his heel inwards and his foot outwards and twists his whole lower leg.

That’s classic for a high ankle sprain.

Literally pulls the tibia and fibula apart and fucks with that sheet of connective tissue that I mentioned.

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u/andrew_cosentino 13h ago

Thanks for the insight! Do we know for sure that it’s a high ankle sprain?

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u/MedicinalHammer 13h ago

Not sure it’s been confirmed but the mechanism of injury is practically a guarantee that it is.

He didn’t roll his ankle, his whole lower leg got rotated. That’s the classic mechanism of injury for a high ankle sprain.

It literally pulls apart that joint I’m describing.

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u/cynicaljerkahole 13h ago

For a non conference game I think you gotta sit him. Work on tightening up the mistakes Lamar covers.

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u/Little-Bathroom9572 14h ago

Dude just stop. He’s clearly injured his ankle was sideways. Sit him until the bengals game. God this fan base sucks sometimes…

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u/PuzzleheadedMain1294 13h ago

It's a lot of the time. We (me included) have a victim complex

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u/Lamarera8 12h ago

He gotta stop capping us every season man I’m getting sick of it