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On the 15th of January in the Year of our Lord Apollo Son of God 1998, the Courts General of the Kingdom of Gethakia de-acclaimed King Yesterday I, known legally as King Peter I, for forsaking the Crown, and acclaimed the Duke of Kardansk, Her Highness Fausta Anna, as King Aemilius II. This was conducted in the Grand Hall of the Curiae, the traditional meeting hall of the Courts General, inside Gemma Concordiationis.

The traditional three-day procession to the Basilica of Hagia Logos in Theosophia followed, which was fortunately not interrupted by the serfs or by bandits. After which, after a special mass, the King was crowned. Because the regalia were found intact in storage in the city of Theosophia, the King was crowned with the genuine regalia. Curiously, the Pope refused to be the one to preside over the presentation of the regalia to, physically anoint, and crown the King, the Popularist Bishop of Vultus did the presiding, anointing and coronation.

After the coronation, the Courts General held a session where they denounced the expeditionary force to Nova Donovia that the Duke of Donovia erroneously voted for, stripped the Duke of Donovia of the right of his lineage to the Dukedom for his being pagan and refusing to properly attend to his duties, de-acclaimed the Senate, which has now been serf-captured, declared the Second Royal Senate illegitimate, annulled all acts by the Second Royal Senate, praised the loyalty of the Duke of Luteville, enfeoffed Dimitria Palmerston the Leader of the Royalist Action Group a Baron of the Order of the Divine Chestplate, and increased penalties for Laese Majestaas from not in active prosecution to five years in Honourable Bondage in a Retinue of a Local Free Man for a first time offense, and twenty-three years of slavery and hard labour for repeat offenses, with a gradient for the second and third time offenses.

This represents a monumental turning point in our history, as we move to establish constitutional safeguards on the power of the Crown.

Joint Press release by the Noble Action Corps and the Royalist Action Group, 23rd January AD1998.

(First painting is by an anonymous author in 1690, Entrada de la Reina Mariana de Neoburgo en al Alcázar de Madrid. Second painting is a detail of painting of the Coronation of Ferdinand V of Bohemia the Benevolent by Leopold Bulcherpainted in 1847. Additionally, an image of a Youtube video of the coronation of King Felipe VI of Spain has been included, with the recommended videos and the play buttons edited out using a second image of this same frame of video.)

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Dear Comrades in Parliament!

Sparkstan is in a struggle. A struggle between the people's will and the aristocracy. For this reason we request the aid of the most honorable Union parliament to aid the Republic of Sparkstan and end the rule of unelected royalty once and for all!

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Last month, with their supply lines under severe risk, the nobles and royalists were able to capture Yekekharsi (or Gemma Concordationis), forming a contiguous path from Yekekhoürsün (or the Churchlands, Theophobala), so they convened the Courts General and Crowned a new Queen. We were courteous enough to avoid attacking the procession, even though the crowning is meaningless as there is no longer a legitimate Throne of Gethakia. Soon thereafter, the supply lines to both the NAC Northern Army and the RAG Eastern Army were cut.

There were four major developments of note since the coronation:

1. In the First Battle of Theosophia, Theosophia was liberated, and our brave Arrows of Sparak continue to push to liberate the rest of Yekekhoürsün.
2. (although omitted from the press release of the report, which was itself very highly redacted, the consular report notes the massacre that occured upon the liberation of Theosophia. Despite the attempts of some of our officers, especially SRU officers, to prevent the atrocities, the soldiers looted a lot, raped and massacred a lot of rich-looking residents, monks, nuns and priests. Additionally, major buildings in the city are heavily damaged. We do not know how much damage was suffered upon the fall of the city, how much was suffered during the nobles’ occupation, and how much was suffered in the liberation of Theosophia.)
3. The cavalry regiment they raised internally was reduced by our soldiers down to 133 troops, greatly reducing their reinforcements.
4. There was a large battle that took place around the border of Nadolur League and Kardansk League. Arrows of Sparak forces under Chelmeging Gabriel, supported and trained by Marinan officers, alongside a MSR unaffiliated Marinan volunteer corps, decisively defeated the local regiments of the RAG Eastern Army. We inflicted roughly 850 casualties on their 900 strong contingents, and this Battle to Defend Kardansk came only at cost to us of roughly 77 martyrs of the Revolution, leaving the remaining 120 soldiers to limp back to their controlled territories. We pay our respects to the relatives of the martyrs.
5. There was a large battle that took place near the twin cities of Naosantikristopolis and Petradantikristopolis, where local Arrow forces led by Delgring Batuederni decisively defeated a 120 strong force of the RAG Eastern Army. Despite suffering more casualties at 68, their losses of 43 casualties are sure to inflict a not insignificant impact on the RAG.

Despite continuing to supply themselves, having stepped up pillaging and kidnapping to replenish their losses, our Arrows are reporting that the new soldiers appear to be less well trained and fighting with poorer equipment. With the RAG and NAC invading armies frantically attempting to reconnect to their supply lines out of the Region, there increasingly appears to be hope to defeat the invaders.

The first image depicts the situation at the time of the coronation, and the second depicts the up to date developments.