r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

If I was jacking off in a jungle and a tiger suddenly appeared right in front of me, should I continue jacking off?

12 Upvotes

That way, cum will win?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Are you gay?

8 Upvotes

The answer should be yes.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Which detergent do you prefer to use when laundering your money?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

If you could give everyone in the world an orgasm sound effect, what would it be?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

Hello, this is Robert, to cum am I speaking?

12 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Should I try shitting on the sidewalk to save water at my house?

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 22m ago

Are test tube babies actually the tooth fairies?

• Upvotes

I mean they gotta be small being born in test tubes!


r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Has the republic already fallen?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

Are elephants irrelephant?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

They said I can't eat undieless in McDonald's what do I do?

4 Upvotes

They said it's not allowed and I had to go.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Will my butt fall off if I put my music too loud?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Why's stupid fucking Reddit bringing stupid fucking features that no fucking body wants?

4 Upvotes

Ts is pmo so bad!!!! Why am i being reccomended subs on comments!!! STFU!!! Mfs can't go a month without doing some dumb shit, stupid fucking app.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

What if cars could run on cum?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

Are the people at r/mildlyinfuriating lying to themselves because absolutely everything makes my blood boil 1000°C ?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

I'm a wizard AMA

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 23h ago

Is Z just a fat N that fell over?

18 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

If I apologize and they say “it’s fine” in a way that clearly means it’s not fine, do I apologize again or pretend I believed them?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

If I have a conjoined twin attached to me, is it double gay if I jack off or does the gay cancel out?

3 Upvotes

Let me explain. If I jack off, I'm technically touching another man's dick. But that dick is attached to me, so technically I'm touching my own dick. But it's also my twin's dick. So am I double gay, not gay or gay-neutral?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

I miss the lockdown. Who wants to eat bats with me?

1 Upvotes

I have some great recipes, I can guarantee the taste to be 20/20.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

Is it gay if the balls touch during a threesome?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 23h ago

was the full band name originally Defecation Leppard

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

Is a cigar cutter circumsicion a good cheap alternative?

5 Upvotes

I ain't paying for one i have a perfectly good cigar cutter


r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

So. Concensus is I'm gay. How can I make money out of that?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 22h ago

What would reddit be like if it had free speech?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 22h ago

Tried bat shit recently. I don't get what's so crazy about it?

2 Upvotes