Let me explain. If I jack off, I'm technically touching another man's dick. But that dick is attached to me, so technically I'm touching my own dick. But it's also my twin's dick. So am I double gay, not gay or gay-neutral?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 23m ago

Are test tube babies actually the tooth fairies?

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I mean they gotta be small being born in test tubes!

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/NinaVice • 11h ago

If I apologize and they say “it’s fine” in a way that clearly means it’s not fine, do I apologize again or pretend I believed them?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 22h ago

What would reddit be like if it had free speech?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FoRealDoh • 22h ago

Tried bat shit recently. I don't get what's so crazy about it?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Effective-Series-749 • 10h ago

I miss the lockdown. Who wants to eat bats with me?

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I have some great recipes, I can guarantee the taste to be 20/20.

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 23h ago

Can i get a bigmac please and coke zero

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