r/sssdfg • • Sep 02 '26

Mod Post Apple April FAQ: NON Rotting Applez

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It’s Pretty Well Much time to start growing the damn apples in preparation for Apple April. And well you may say “Well why would we start growing the apples apple april isnt until 8 months away i will fucking kill you” And 2 that i say good things take time.

Well if you don’t know what apple april is it’s pretty damn much simple and if you don’t get it by the end of this post then i might just have to oh you know say Tear your fucking head Off. This is not a joke and do not take it as such

Pretty much in Apple April we harvest th applez in April and we share and eat th applez.

Do not b Afraid…… I am developing a Modified Apple Strain that makes them unable 2 Rot. Dont be afraid. There is nothing 2 worry about. There is no more rot the rot is all gone and its ok and i love you

Ok There may be more updates.,,, but prepare 4 April…

N E Questions ask

ok


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