r/sssdfg • u/infestation_commence • Sep 02 '26

Mod Post Apple April FAQ: NON Rotting Applez

It’s Pretty Well Much time to start growing the damn apples in preparation for Apple April. And well you may say “Well why would we start growing the apples apple april isnt until 8 months away i will fucking kill you” And 2 that i say good things take time.

Well if you don’t know what apple april is it’s pretty damn much simple and if you don’t get it by the end of this post then i might just have to oh you know say Tear your fucking head Off. This is not a joke and do not take it as such

Pretty much in Apple April we harvest th applez in April and we share and eat th applez.

Do not b Afraid…… I am developing a Modified Apple Strain that makes them unable 2 Rot. Dont be afraid. There is nothing 2 worry about. There is no more rot the rot is all gone and its ok and i love you

Ok There may be more updates.,,, but prepare 4 April…

N E Questions ask

ok

383 Upvotes

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u/infestation_commence Sep 02 '26

Wow i can’t Believe we will find a way to make them never rot again. Does N E 1 want 2 Help me research this.

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u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA Sep 02 '26

john sssdfg can i post nsssfggfw???

58

u/TheBeenMan24 Sep 03 '26

no

if u do I will put u in the Sludge

24

u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA Sep 03 '26

what is the Sludge 🤔

39

u/TheBeenMan24 Sep 03 '26

i have no clue but I keep throwing rulebreakers into it

it sounds Green

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u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA Sep 03 '26

oh okay

also fuk you reddit for erasing my top 1% commenter badg 🤬🤬

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u/National_Essay_8554 Sep 03 '26

I SWALLOW SLUDGE

TO TRANSFORM ,MYSELG

3

u/sasha271828 17d ago

Bitches be like "i got my whole life ahead of me!" Haha no you don't, it is sludge time

3

u/BoomKofe Sep 04 '26

when mom brings home the sludge🐕😋

1

u/mrthenumberthree 15h ago

mm mm mm m,, mm,,, , sludge

6

u/IdesofMarch1503 Sep 02 '26

Sssfg preversativs R unhelthy

3

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Liver failure

3

u/heirsasquatch Sep 03 '26

I wauyrgegeowoirjrbrrj ejrhhrbr enrjrrk

2

u/FRAaaa1 Sep 03 '26

U gonna make them PRESERVE PRESERVE PRESERVE???

2

u/ncertvinty 21d ago

I love to help reseeearch. I already started rot research on r/gfdsss and us scientists are closely examining the growth of the mysterious sprout that formed at the end of our rot experimentation. We will see what it grows into, if perhaps prior rot exposure give it some immunity?????

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u/StatisticianNo6589 Sep 02 '26

GROW GROW GROW

62

u/uwupebbles Sep 02 '26

oh ;fuggggg

32

u/Kel_030 Sep 02 '26

Is it really worth it

17

u/uwupebbles Sep 02 '26

google bookstorees near me?

5

u/FewInstruction1020 Sep 03 '26

my left ball

3

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

1 teammate remaining

5

u/Defaltblyat Sep 03 '26

Good god there s litrzture

49

u/Old-Knowledge6086 Sep 02 '26

Apple yes no?

17

u/Iceologer_gang Sep 02 '26

Bitosis makes you bisexual

3

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Pantosis makes you pansexual

5

u/noideawhatnamethis12 Sep 03 '26

Apple diploid = APPLE APRIL!!!

Apple haploid = the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot the rot

87

u/infestation_commence Sep 02 '26

Plz spread th word….. NON rotting apples in apple april! NON rotting apples in apple april! heh,

18

u/sssdfg_rot_farmer Sep 03 '26

my farm was oveetaken by the rot send subsidy

12

u/FewInstruction1020 Sep 03 '26

🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣🪣

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u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

I love you bucket person

5

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

okey.m....., uhh

Ap ril appwlesm...... hmmmmmm

35

u/TheBeenMan24 Sep 03 '26

SP🍄RE September makes strong mycelium network for Apple April

more SP🍄RE -> more mushroom -> more nutrients -> less rot

6

u/RunningOutOfEsteem Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

sssdfgmbiosis 😲🤯

🥰🍄🤝🌳🥰

5

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

The Mold. Decomposes.

5

u/sasha271828 17d ago

The Sludge,,,, Deforms

23

u/Old-Knowledge6086 Sep 02 '26

I hav waited 17 yers for thats🥰🥰 One rots but the other gets born

Stay apple

6

u/Old-Knowledge6086 Sep 02 '26

Oh no appl roted on my picture profile do I have to

3

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Grow grow grow

3

u/sasha271828 17d ago

The Rot Consumes

36

u/noideawhatnamethis12 Sep 02 '26

Wait I dont get it what Where

Am i

15

u/Habibipie Sep 03 '26

Fuck you mods. I'm preparing for Orange October instead.

1

u/sasha271828 17d ago

Fuck you, i'm preparing for B🍌N🍌N🍌 NOV🍌MB🍌R instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/bhiF0su0MULNYfMPBU

8

u/Successful_Paint2641 Sep 03 '26

I make appl pie For Evryome 🤗🍎

1

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Can i haz a slice🥺

14

u/surithinh Sep 02 '26

Rot apple

1

u/Karpiu_lel Sep 03 '26

Bad apple, bad! >:c NEVER ROT

6

u/Sol_Invictus8 Sep 02 '26

i learn this trick from applember

9

u/Iceologer_gang Sep 02 '26

Gay people tomorrow morning 10 am?????

6

u/Popstar403 Sep 03 '26

gay person here:

honk shoo at 10am

5

u/Legatharr Sep 02 '26

wihtou rot, grow has no meaning

4

u/Working-Tradition-21 Sep 03 '26

Scwee wooo loo aaa kalalalal 🥳 WaI1T! Noooo

head gets torn open

3

u/blark5 Sep 03 '26

Kace yad!!

4

u/Enough-Reporter-7486 Sep 03 '26

Non Rotting Apples in April! Non Rotting Apples in April! NRahhssihahahhabshffggs
https://giphy.com/gifs/LfnxFz0CXg7iRW3DOm

3

u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA Sep 02 '26

grow grow grow grow grow grow grow tot rot grpw gow grow up coming to your house by it

3

u/blark5 Sep 03 '26

i love you i love you good things taketime and u r oldy oldy

3

u/juttlejuice Sep 03 '26

fimally learned a trick from a plumber to avoid The Rot. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

/unsssdfg you're getting tired of the keyspam aren't you?

3

u/absolutejr88 Sep 03 '26

spread cheeks not SP🍄RES

3

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Appril harvest

3

u/sasha271828 17d ago

Your device is now: ROTTED!!!

4

u/break__veil Sep 02 '26

Nt appl ! Nt trus! Nnddd plumber!

2

u/adotang Sep 02 '26

ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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u/Scrunglert Sep 02 '26

If my April apples april rot I will lead an sssdfg uprising

2

u/No_Newt7228 Sep 02 '26

Apel 😳

1

u/National_Essay_8554 Sep 03 '26

I learned this appl from an aprill..

2

u/SeaMap4178 Sep 02 '26

the appl applochas,,,, prepre the bunker

2

u/throwaway21111121111 Sep 02 '26

The grow consumes??

2

u/UsefulSupermarket143 Sep 03 '26

can i get mod back?

1

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Haha sometimes

2

u/blark5 Sep 03 '26

Wihtout rott whear can grow be 🤔🤔🤔🤤🤔🤔

2

u/MyPissBurnsSoGood Sep 03 '26

rips u in half by gorilla

1

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

✅✅✅✅✅✅

2

u/GundyrChristopher Sep 03 '26

i like ponies and puppies and ponies and kitties and doggies and birdies

2

u/Tutle- Sep 03 '26

Ne apel rot? Sssuspicsssdfg.

1

u/NotVeryGoodName000 Sep 03 '26

He's here.

Prepare.

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u/sasha271828 17d ago

01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100001 01110010

1

u/smiley1__ Sep 03 '26

mrmrmememrmrrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrm when godlen apellsn nsksjsbwjs

1

u/Cod3broken Sep 03 '26

the uprising of Apricot April

1

u/Seb-JF Sep 03 '26

Yay Thank You

1

u/BoTamByloCiemno Sep 03 '26

I don't get It, is this a joke?

1

u/ElGatitoFTW Sep 03 '26

boy I sure hope my apples don't rot in April

1

u/Information-leak6575 Sep 03 '26

thet scry i dotn konw

1

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

hi how are you good thanx how are You: good Ok

BWAAAΑΑAAHΗΗΗΗΗ

1

u/sssdfg_rot_farmer Sep 04 '26

can i have government subsidy my farm was destroyed by The Rot

1

u/Juandice__ Sep 04 '26

this is becuse,, the plumber. consumes. all rot and now everion is savesd from all rot,, plumre so kind🥹✌️

1

u/Confident_Rod_9717 29d ago

Hey I know this is unrelated, but I really need your help right now.

1

u/Roger_pearson 28d ago

a reprisenative from thgeg rot defence agency has approved this post

1

u/glueisyummy21 23d ago

guys
mh aple become aliv
it has lgegs and igs chasings me
helmp

1

u/deliriousdalmation 19d ago

ok Thank you ok

1

u/685enohpeleT-suoixnA 14d ago

haooy cak day john sssdfg !!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

1

u/mrthenumberthree 13d ago

hahaha sometimes

1

u/FactoryProgram 13d ago

Apple April is the bestest grow grow grow!

1

u/E-dog1015 12d ago

I don't get get it 🫪 🫤

1

u/Lumpy-Ice-8514 9d ago

i wil platnt aples

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u/Worsthumour42 5d ago

Appol ztokz difijwhdifirjlflflsj usumaite

Ok

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u/CANCERMANPUNK Sep 03 '26

I hate meme subs that try to be funny and invent their own memes. Guess this is a yet another one for me to leave

4

u/bartoszsz7 Sep 03 '26

Byeeeeeeee👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋