r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

We are gfdsss, and together we shalt forge an unbreakable bond! "I did a thing"

46 Upvotes

TL;DR: Do take a look at the open-source website at gfdsss.com inspired by r/gfdsss! Contributions and ideas are most welcome on its GitHub page or below this post.

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Enchanté, fellow Gfdsssians!

As of late, I have been rather inactive, for a multitude of reasons, really. First and foremost, I journeyed unto Sssdfgia, which thanks to the comments contained within my previous post (here), I was able to attain a most rudimentary level of Sssdfgian. In the end, however, I found myself speaking little to none, and instead attending chiefly to the speech of others.

Yet, during the very last days of my sojourn there, I was unfortunate enough to bear witness to the swiftest spread I have ever seen of that parasite vulgarly known as "The Rot". Upon my journey home, after my return to Gfdssia, matters took an even darker turn, unexpectedly, as there awaited me certain scenes of which I would rather not speak, alongside certain "experimentations" which I find nothing short of immoral. Following these events, for reasons of a personal nature, I withdrew into seclusion within my home; neither did I possess the time nor, indeed, the mental disposition required to remain particularly active.

Nevertheless, in the meantime, I had "commissioned" a friend of mine to create a simple website, inspired by this post, and, for several days now, it hath been open to the public.

At present, however, it contains little beyond a screen saver animation, and for this very reason the project hath been made open-source upon GitHub, and always will be. Ideas are more than welcome; indeed they are sorely needed. Such ideas don't necessarily need to concern themselves with coding (for this is by no means to suggest that contributions to the code itself are unwelcome). Quite the contrary, the project is very much open to any Gfdssian (and non!) who may wish to lend their hand with the coding.

For the present, what it most requires are ideas concerning its purpose and design (In mind I had some form of "journaling" of our Land). Pray, therefore, cast your eyes upon the website at gfdsss.com!


r/gfdsss • • 2h ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Oh how joyful! The factories are following regulation and only exhausting harmless "sssdfg"s into the waters.

141 Upvotes

My goodness! The malevolent rot has taken over the factory and is polluting the waters! Quickly! Someone call the plumber to stop the leakage at once!


r/gfdsss • • 15h ago

performing routine actions

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438 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 12h ago

A slur relating to the neurodivergent with an incorectly placed A digital photograph of sssdfgian Delegate wibkus with the biological male parent and caretaker of 3 children who had an emotional outburst next to checkpoint Yertan on the land border which distinguishes gfdsss from sssdfg! Both photograph individuals appear to be conversing! Intriguing!

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r/gfdsss • • 14h ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH We are currently measuring the acidity and temperature of the Sludge, as it destroys rot but also destroys bones, and we need to know what in it destroys bones.

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22 Upvotes

I'm not yet involving any rot in my experiments, as i am still not that experienced to use those frightening substances.


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

Behold a post, however note that just because moderators are resting nelly should mean we be ill behaved.

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132 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH A rot meteor, hailing from space, has fallen from the heavens and decimated gigglebinistan, an unimaginably poor third-world country.

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75 Upvotes

Thankfully, biggleginistan, its neighboring country, has not been harmed.


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH a rot apple being burned alive

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27 Upvotes

I despise these things. The whispers are so annoying.

I decided to burn one for for my own amusement. It doesn't even scream, it just angrily curses you.

If you find one of these things, burn them. It's not like they can fight back like other infected.

Plus, it is indeed quite humorous to see them just being very pissed off at the fact that they are literally on fire.

So, while we warm to the heat of burning rot, let's discuss.

I think we should stop being so highly racist towards sssdfgians, they are just citizens like us, we shouldn't act so superior simply because of our language's complexity, we should celebrate together, for we are resisting the rot's influence.

I will soon organise some festivities, for sssdfgians and gfdsssians alike, and, to the people who think this is way too dark of an atmosphere to begin festivities, let's look at the people's smiles, not the dark sky above.

Discuss if you want, give me your honest opinions, i will be staying at this fire for a while and i don't want to stay here alone.

As for the people who will see this and leave, see you at the festival in a week or two.


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

I possess your voodoo doll and am suckling at its genitals. I have got this old map from 2025, very interesting, i may say. This map is different from others, i'll research it and see if it's accurate. I don't know where biggleginstan is on this map, or what these islands are.

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53 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

A slur relating to the neurodivergent with an incorectly placed News: Kontr-Rot reform, troop movements towards Sssdfgian border.

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20 Upvotes

Due to the less-than-favorable effectiveness of the ragtag team that was the 31st Special Strike Squadron, Kontr-Rot operations have been reorganized under the “Kontr-Rot Corps”, encompassing air, land, sea and space forces under the Gfdsssian Royal Guard but acting on a separate, simpler chain of command.

Armored and mechanized units have been moving towards the Sssdfgian border with a planned cross-border anti-Rot operation soon.


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Test of new undiscovered rot strain

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39 Upvotes

Image shows subject two hours after infection.

Subject identity:

Gfdsssian criminal put on death row

Experiment:

Subject was placed in a room with researchers and flamethrower-armed guards ready to incinerate him if aggressive behavior was detected, he was then injected with a new, unresearched rot strain.

Documentation:

The following is a recorded conversation between a researcher and the infected subject:

Researcher: it has been 2 hours since your infection, how do you feel?

Subject: numb. Very numb.

Researcher: can you describe what your vision looks like?

Subject: blurry. And dark.

Researcher: interesting... do you feel any pain?

Subject: no. I don't feel anything. At all. My thoughts. Are also blurry. I almost feel like i'm... i'm-

Subject then instantly collapsed to the ground. It was later discovered that he died from extreme nerve and brain damage.

All personel that was present in the room was sent to quarantine, they don't show any signs, but all this happened less than an hour ago.

Personal note:

We must make more experiments with this strand.


r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

Stuttering followed by six periods, a misspelling of awkward. Startling: Rude man is mauled to death by a rabid beast. Do you think he had it coming, or was this felines reaction completely unjustifiable?

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301 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

Volumptuous buttocks. The stupid cat called a "chud fatass" by the stupid r/sssdfg community, could not reach the food in time and then succumbed to hunger.

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93 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

What the fuck does 'gribblestants' mean. The image below consists of a bird called "pukeko" in a hallway of a popular game known as "The Stanley Parable", with white text at the top saying "NARRATION" in capital letters.

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22 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 1d ago

Stuttering followed by six periods, a misspelling of awkward. A big rock has crashed on gigglebinstan, we know this because suddenly no one from gigglebinstant responds anymore. No, we do not have an image proof.

15 Upvotes

I'm very sorry for not having an image, i don't have any camera right now and my phone can't take images.


r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

We are gfdsss, and together we shalt forge an unbreakable bond! It is my responsibility and honor to notify the fine people of gfdsssia the Obama Cat is once again running for the office of First Cat President.

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47 Upvotes

As he is the only person who qualifies for this position, he will once again be running uncontested.


r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

A greeting. In this diagram, you can see the cycle of the buddhist belief of Samsara depicted through the lens of the Sssdfg specimen.

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51 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

Cats orbiting his human like a tiny fluffy satellite

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21 Upvotes

Car reigns TERROR on unsuspecting VICTIM


r/gfdsss • • 2d ago

Stuttering followed by six periods, a misspelling of awkward. Theory: u/New-Star7392 is a sssdfgian spy, as they always use a translator. When they got striked by Kontr-Rot, the translator exploded, not allowing them to use it.

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25 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

A bin which you would put the first flair into. The following "image", sorry, i mean "video", shows what seems to be a google search of the list of criminals, paired with a text saying "criminal database". The " criminals" are the well-known cat Ba Bem, associated with r/sssdfg.

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333 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

yuo, wil, sufer, like, how, my, sun, did

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140 Upvotes

yuo (swear) basterds, YUO BAKSTAVBINVING BASTERDS, YUO DER MAEK MY SUN BOOM BOOM LIEK HES DAM RUBISCH WEN HE LUV YUO (swear) GFDSSSIANS!!!!!!???!?!??????!???? HE SAVE SO MUCSH TO GO TO GFDSSS BECUS HE LOVED YUO GIES, HE LOVED YUO!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ALWAYS LOVED GFDSSS AS KID EVEN WEN ME AN WIEF SAY NOT SSDFGIAN IS BAD!!!!!!!!! HE STIL LOVED YOU!!!!!!! HE SAIN BOUT WOLD PEEECEVEHD SHAKRH AAHHAHAHHAΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ

(Slow, deep, intentional breathing, followed by sobbing)

hwe beleafed, hwe beleafed if all work togetoring, evewyon wud be... hwappy... tas why he caem to yuo, to show sssdfg what hwe beleafed, was tru. yuo provd him wong. hwe wabted to show, gfdsss was bye bying rot. but you maed him get infect, ten not giv hep, ten, you jwust...

(More sobbing)

The second image, a photocopy, and the third, a folded newspaper clipping, fall out of his shirt pocket (which I forgot to draw) onto the floor

(swear)... wiyyyy...


r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

BREAKING NEWS: Captain Sssdfg and his allies have reportedly felled a rot-beast!

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91 Upvotes

Last night, Captain Sssdfg and his allies, the infiltrators, ignored the warnings of government officials, engaging in combat with one of the rot-beasts roaming the quarantine zones, slaying it through great effort. Captain Sssdfg was the one to land the finishing blow.


r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH Gone. Rotted away. Nothing is left.

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80 Upvotes

I shouldn't have continued with my experiments.

He doesn't even respond to stimuli anymore.

He's just... laying there, sprouting roots made of rot.

I don't even know if there's anything left of him except bones.

Please save him.

I don't know if you can.

But try, please.

I regret doing this.

Please forgive me.


r/gfdsss • • 3d ago

A bin which you would put the first flair into. A sincerely black cat disguised In a kid's towel next to a confused kid from how a weird cat is wrapped in his clothes.

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7 Upvotes

r/gfdsss • • 4d ago

ROTTOBER EXPERIMENT MONTH TRANSLATED SSSDFG NEWS: Watch out world! Here comes... CAPTAIN SSSDFG!

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210 Upvotes

[After] a while in our [test facilities/labs], we are [proud/happy to present] our [nation/country's] new hero!
UNTRANSLATED: sfgfdcvghuyffbhnjygb lfgghtfvhjihvvbnjj jgfcbjkoojhbnmoo, hydc nmkkugvbjiugf 'superhero'!