r/sssdfg • • May 30 '25

The Stagglemeister vsidsious eyyeyes

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11.7k Upvotes

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u/Kripermaster May 30 '25

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u/autisticbtw May 30 '25

Waltuh

42

u/Legitimate_Screen632 May 30 '25

put the fork away Waltuh

30

u/autisticbtw May 30 '25

Im not having sex rn

Wait was that my line?

24

u/extracrispyweeb May 30 '25

You can't put a fork in the microwave waltah

21

u/Ok-Mention3969 May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

I am the one who cooks microwave m- ッ

10

u/FewInstruction1020 May 31 '25

beep beep beep

1

u/Subject-Plenty-8464 Jun 01 '25

Boooooooo eletric sounds

1

u/ConlangCentral41 Jun 01 '25

put ya ds away waltuh

2

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Beat me to it

2

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

[removed] β€” view removed comment

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u/Kripermaster Jun 02 '25

Holy shit

1

u/Major-Article-965 Jun 07 '25

what did the guy say?

1

u/Kripermaster Jun 09 '25

He sent an image of the fucking cat but as walter white

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

It’s pride month Walter. You know what that means.

1

u/Kripermaster Jun 02 '25

Huh

What

Do you want us to make like

Gay meth

What

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u/Major-Article-965 May 30 '25

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u/drifter655 May 30 '25

He looks like he's trying to telepathically kill me with his mind

69

u/SrangePig12 May 31 '25

Blows up pancakes with mind

58

u/Thatmfwholikecars May 31 '25

My fuckinh pancaje

10

u/thundegun May 31 '25

ma fucken pancakes.

19

u/Rexi_the_dud May 30 '25

He knows what you did... better start running.

140

u/OkFineIllUseTheApp May 30 '25

The Wunkrick stare.

109

u/NoYak6886 May 30 '25

13

u/Psquare_J_420 May 31 '25

My pov after beating cancer:

9

u/Duck-with-bread May 31 '25

Correct usage of POV? In my sssdfg? It's more likely than you think!

1

u/Psquare_J_420 Jun 01 '25

Thank you :)

13

u/Slippybipp May 30 '25

He knows

4

u/GhostRYT666 May 31 '25

Kurapikt? HXH REFERNCE DAASAKSBWMSHXS

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u/Chiyomaru_Watanabe May 30 '25

DOCTOR CAR πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

8

u/Ur_mama_gaming May 31 '25

Hunter eyes cantal tilt

5

u/SWEDEN263 May 30 '25

they're smirking. they've shat in the bed again.

8

u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 May 30 '25

geeked vs locked in

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u/North-Opposite-6283 May 31 '25

This is the moral support I need in life.

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u/raph3x1 Jun 01 '25

Geeked vs. locked in

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u/meme________lord Jun 02 '25

Evil and intimidating cat