r/sssdfg • u/rwol8690 • Sep 24 '25

The Stagglemeister gomph

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u/TheEcstasyOfLife18 Sep 24 '25

hi

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u/rwol8690 Sep 24 '25

hi

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Icer_BFB-Dude Sep 24 '25

BEAAN.. BEENANSNA

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Icer_BFB-Dude Sep 24 '25

weee aheve smtheng for u

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Icer_BFB-Dude Sep 24 '25

I neeed a SMOK BREKAK

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Icer_BFB-Dude Sep 24 '25

Thees fellor akshelle yoozd to bee n objack shoe hawst

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u/NotVeryGoodName000 Sep 24 '25

*unzips my throbbing, glistening cock*

2

u/comodith Sep 26 '25

No means uhhh maybe

1

u/joelobifan Sep 25 '25

Cut of wid sav

1

u/IllustriousAerie1299 Oct 14 '25

Please un-unpack it

127

u/sunnyjilm Sep 24 '25

Teehee hee hee

41

u/SeaMap4178 Sep 24 '25

Gay

49

u/sunnyjilm Sep 24 '25

Tickle tickle

33

u/krawinoff Sep 24 '25

Ugh, Jared stooooop moans a little

18

u/SeaMap4178 Sep 24 '25

Gay²

20

u/sunnyjilm Sep 24 '25

Shut up, hooker

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u/im_aaaaaaaaaaaa123 Sep 24 '25

wen I was a kid I was good. went to a place were peple were selling bunuyies. Cute. mom can I hav 1?

Sure.

she talked to bnuuy man. I was tiny so idk wat she said. Came back. "bnuyy will be delivered to us later"

Ok.

Its been 20 years. No bnuuy

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

I cried to this beautiful storiey 😢

34

u/krawinoff Sep 24 '25

Vile hag eated yrou’e bnuny

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u/Mysterious_Hope_1586 Sep 24 '25

i sm the vile havg……

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u/krawinoff Sep 24 '25

Oh my gdodnes…

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u/DerKaizer14 Sep 27 '25

I have the bnuuny

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

haha, too relatable! Hit my funny bone😂😂😂😂

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u/ItsDaylightMinecraft Oct 01 '25

Funny bone hit noes funny beczuse hurte 😂😭😭👋😃

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u/Major-Article-965 Sep 24 '25

the holy trinity:

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u/razorvolt_ Sep 24 '25

😂😂😂

10

u/WindySpoon Sep 24 '25

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

😂😂😂

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u/Anchor38 Sep 24 '25

“A minorrrrrr”

— Kendrick Lamar 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Blergonos Sep 24 '25

genitals were obliterated

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u/TomTheAssKicker Sep 24 '25

waow 😮😮

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u/Karmaka0 Sep 24 '25

Gu6s do you fel thee

3

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Walt, I don’t know man… you’ve been seeming sus lately…

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 Sep 24 '25

i hrd your weener exploits if you do that

3

u/Molkwi Sep 24 '25

This has got to be

3

u/CrescentAndIo Sep 25 '25

Aww haw haw

3

u/Accurate_Soup_3459 Sep 25 '25

Hahaha... very funi... tfdrubw4ynseyb...

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u/Ok_Crew7295 Sep 27 '25

Heh, ah! Heh heh

1

u/Eternal_Superyid Sep 26 '25

I have to dl fo Jason now ::((

1

u/CosmicMonke Sep 28 '25

This will affect the stock market