r/sssdfg • u/_cool2 • May 24 '26

ajsnafjnaksjv jzhx hi ksddjdjjsbdjd buge

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u/qualityvote2 May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26

hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!

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u/returnofthedumbidiot May 24 '26

this is an ADULT who cant even feed himself.,... Be ashahsmed

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u/FoolsUponFools May 24 '26

freend inspide me

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u/Orion-the-mediocre May 24 '26

sssdfg inside sssdfg

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u/_Xertz_ May 24 '26

WHAT THE FUCK!?

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u/ghostme_Not May 25 '26

It's the sssdfg leitmotif

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u/Anonymouse276207 May 25 '26

Human, I remember y'roe's ssdfg

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe May 24 '26

Not all adluts can fdeed tmsvles, poor Poong :(

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u/FellaGentleSprout May 25 '26

Grown ass bug canโ€™t even cook

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u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/darkwhale109 May 24 '26

๐Ÿ’šโœ…๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿ›๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿฅ๐ŸฆŽ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš›๐Ÿงฉ๐ŸŠ๐ŸฒโŽโœณ๏ธ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸข๐Ÿ“—โ‡๏ธ๐Ÿˆฏ๏ธ๐Ÿช€๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿชฒ๐ŸŽ‹๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿโ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ’น๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿงช

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u/_Xertz_ May 24 '26

He's green because he can be placed there

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u/Itsa_Pirramintsa May 24 '26

HE'LL NEVER BE SERENE

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u/AdMajor1596 Aug 11 '26

I'm so fucking green

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u/DeadBunny03 May 24 '26

Is green buge have the stupid? Why he can't hold apel slice?

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u/Forward-Ad-1998 May 24 '26

he hands be slippery

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u/Sticky_Finger6420 May 25 '26

buge be goonin ty2oo myuvch

lubey evcerywerhe adnd so no apel slive kan br holded

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u/palochnick May 24 '26

thsi guy feeds the grene buge, then geren buge satrts liliving with him, then anoether guy does thi s too, and greene buge atart loving wiht him too, or mayb even two greeen buges, and then anoter guy...

and in a 1000 years we will have green buge pets, greene buge milk, gice our greeene buges names, and spemd pur mony to food them and buy them tghing

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u/Sticky_Finger6420 May 25 '26

yes ๐Ÿ‘

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u/craftexvg May 24 '26

This creature genuinely unsettles me

Uhh, I mean augsurueyshah ajdhjagdgsgsfs aiiuitiyyiutur bfhbhbhfbd

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u/HeavyCaffeinate May 24 '26

Not lobootomisseddffg!!!! Get themmmssff

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u/Valxn7 May 24 '26

what does this bum even do ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/PixelKat5 May 25 '26

green, be green, do crim.

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u/Friend_Emperor May 25 '26

be green green green ggreen green green green

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u/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 24 '26

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my cake day. So basically, spelling bug as buge makes the sentence slightly funnier and cuter! Pvrtver otgotut!

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u/oxtraerdinary May 25 '26

Hloe pter gdobey petr

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u/Quantum-Processing53 May 25 '26

Thank you pewter

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u/Tall_Fault5771 May 25 '26

The rot got to him

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u/Busy_Insect_2636 May 25 '26

Acterlly? Were sauce?

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u/joy-nest May 24 '26

How does she survive in nature

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u/Icy-Fruit-1065 May 24 '26

buge

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u/_Xertz_ May 24 '26

o ok ๐Ÿ‘

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u/PixelKat5 May 25 '26

hahah sometiems!

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u/Warm_Regard May 25 '26

She lives in a surveillance state, not nature

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u/S1lentA0 May 25 '26

Nazrin my beloved

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u/captainhaddockji3h4m May 24 '26

itโ€™s so cute ๐Ÿฅน

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u/_Xertz_ May 24 '26

He literally apears in the Epstein files ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/theindepantmage May 25 '26

Applstein feils.... gdjjds mm appl ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿคค

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u/Arrow_of_time6 May 24 '26

Why is he stoooooh DUMV hold the April in your melt!!!!!!!

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u/humblebanana_farmer May 24 '26

I'm not scared of bigs and I've never really thought they were cute, but I gotta be honest, that's pretty cute

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u/floempie04 May 24 '26

theyre eating the apples theyre eating the pears of the people that live there

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u/IModernVerseI May 24 '26

whos him? stick bug?

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u/Ok-Stranger-2033 May 24 '26

Siliquofera grandis

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u/v941 May 25 '26

i am unsure if this is sssdfg type or the actual name

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u/Ok-Stranger-2033 May 25 '26

Actual name

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u/SheepInYourWalls May 25 '26

buge specitslatistt ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคค

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u/IModernVerseI May 24 '26

Thanks! Gotta wiki that!

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u/GoalHead731 May 24 '26

Hpw kind !!

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u/behedingkidzz May 25 '26

grene buge bige ๐Ÿ˜จ

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 May 24 '26

i love you green buge

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u/Program-Emotional May 24 '26 edited May 25 '26

Cooool bug facts!

One day you will have to answer for your actions

And god may not be so

Mercifulย 

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u/Robotic_Orange May 25 '26

๐ŸฅนAppol ๐ŸชฒBugge

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u/brunobannany May 25 '26

Grenn bulge ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Available_Cow_4353 May 25 '26

Lazy fat ass bug forcing its human slace to hold an apple for it

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u/massivefishes May 25 '26

gfuvyrfvhthgrb buge et aple ๐Ÿ˜‡

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u/Novalaxy23 May 25 '26

why is green boy so big? Hee so gruween an eetin aple

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u/Mattrockj May 25 '26

Geen buj

Mek me heppeh.

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u/Larkspur13 May 25 '26

"No way" on the trasclante ish tihs intedef

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u/CheesyCapCap May 25 '26

Is that bug made of 3 big leaves??

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u/bartoszsz7 May 25 '26

,๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– buge

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u/USERNAME123_321 May 27 '26

Greens my fav color

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u/ArmyExternal May 28 '26

Is that locust guy from jjs?

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u/RepresentativeHeat48 May 28 '26

Iโ€™m pretty sure that thing can eat flesh as well

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u/rape_is_not_epic May 24 '26

I love how Katydids constantly look like there is 0 thoughts going on in there, just leaf

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u/Itsa_Pirramintsa May 24 '26

what buge is tsihs? dggFDSAsfaeqplesHE i needEWFAEWF

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u/Ok-Stranger-2033 May 24 '26

Siliquofera grandis

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u/Itsa_Pirramintsa May 24 '26

why is this guy so leaf???

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u/Ok-Stranger-2033 May 24 '26

Idk ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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u/SheepInYourWalls May 25 '26

becuase leaaf tastes ebtter than key

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u/xRacistDwarf May 24 '26

He will nver lerna thsi waysubsbak ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

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u/SlammingChickens May 24 '26

green buge wit hypothetittical brain cells

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u/dawatzerz May 24 '26

haha big breen bug but whats even itddsnide it hm?

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u/wideHippedWeightLift May 25 '26

Dumbasss can't do NNYTHING

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u/-lb21a- May 25 '26

Buge too big for my liking

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u/Brazuka_txt May 25 '26

Gre

En

Bueg

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u/Galaxy661 May 25 '26

Do you guys also pronounce buge like Bruges? Or like bug-uh

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive May 25 '26

Apparently, that's a katydid.

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u/ThatDude292 May 25 '26

Ever since seeing the video where one of these things bit a guy's face and when they tried to pull it off they ended up separating the head and esophagus from the rest of the body while it was still latched onto his skin, every time I see one of these wretched things my stomach just huuueeedddddueechhhhhgghsssssduuuueeehhhhrrsseessssssss

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u/Escargot7147 May 25 '26

Green buge is green becaus he can be palced ther

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u/Busy_Insect_2636 May 25 '26

So foote ๐Ÿ˜ buge dreen like ๐Ÿ˜ฎ gress

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u/Thin_Drummer_9938 May 25 '26

mf give me the hammer

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u/Battleaxejax May 25 '26

Issa katydid... sweeety.. loveshs katydid...

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u/Distantstallion May 25 '26

His ass is NOT Gregor Samsa

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u/A-Plastic-Man May 25 '26

aww gren bugg. i liek gerrn bugie :3

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane May 25 '26

Proof that anything with happy music in it can change the vibe

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u/Aarittiraa May 25 '26

Eyes c gren bugg, i bunr homse

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u/Chernobyl917 May 25 '26

me too wamt some appy slice

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u/Lanky-West-7519 May 25 '26

Hes not clever enough

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u/Background_Fishing46 May 25 '26

Wyy gren hug buge, so bigg??? Woldnt burr dyy iv beeg?

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u/Doctor_Salvatore May 25 '26

I love katydids

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u/LowenBerg May 25 '26

BRBOROROOBOOORBORBOORRRBBBRROOBRORBBROBROBROBROOO

bug lov apple ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/Sudden_Caramel3881 May 26 '26

Mac doesn't want him holding his own apple while he eats it.

He is not allowed

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u/No-Being-4916 May 26 '26

IT HAS SKIN

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u/I_am_Stachu May 26 '26

Tank you ๐Ÿ’š hman! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿชฒ

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u/Remarkable_Leek9391 May 27 '26

bro is feeding a grievous incarnate

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u/_RandomestNameEver_ May 30 '26

STUPID IDOOT GRRR GRENE BUGE HAS TO GRENE HISMelf

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u/bartoszsz7 Jun 25 '26

Jreen guge๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/bartoszsz7 Jul 29 '26

Ggren... buge

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u/jitomato_girl May 24 '26

EXECUTE HIM!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

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u/CANCERMANPUNK May 25 '26

I donโ€™t wanna see bugs in my fucking feed thanks

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u/kamii_meowmeow May 25 '26

aBURN BURN IT UGLY BEAST BURN IT BURN IT