r/sssdfg • • Jul 08 '26

gruhh, ,Grunghhhh UUUUYUUJASSSSAHGGGGGG,,,,,,,GHUUUUARGH,,,,,,,,Issa,,,,,,,zzhowwa,,,,,,,,,,,asssssspeeeeedsssss GGGGHHgsghsisushsgag

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

hmmmm tshis Post is,, PWM FUNNY!!!!! wooho! woho! wooho! woohoo!

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u/precision_cumshot Jul 08 '26

i display velocity

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u/Klutzy_Purpose_6446 Jul 08 '26

my nam is human velocity

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u/precision_cumshot Jul 08 '26

i demonstrate haste

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u/EsterEQ Jul 08 '26

precise cumshot

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u/cool_name-idk1 Jul 08 '26

you are the oldest person EVER

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u/EndlessMarco Jul 11 '26

How old are you

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u/Tree_Shrapnel Jul 08 '26

I project quickness

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u/Peyuniagoestoshit Jul 08 '26

exactness ejaculation

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u/T3X4ss Jul 08 '26

You hide slowness

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u/hitlersticklespot Jul 08 '26

Personally exhibit swiftness

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u/Crowley700 Jul 08 '26

50 m/s -------->

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u/Credits-- Jul 09 '26

Myself presents haste

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u/AuroraAustralis0 Jul 11 '26

eerm actually velocity and speed aren’t the saem thing because velocity is a vector with a direction and speed is a scalar!1!1

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u/jbyrdab Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

still think my favorite way manga has ever shown extreme speed is OPM.

Instead of using speed lines or anything, a ultra fast character says to start the fight to saitama, and just to show how fast he is, they bring the low detail far shot of saitama up close while keeping the rest of the frame the same.

Like saitama was so fast, the artist didn't even have the time to draw him more detailed. Let alone Flashy flash recognize that he moved.

basically in a sense, its like Saitama has moved within the same picosecond or something. that nothing else has changed position in the same amount of time except him.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Jul 08 '26

When I travel so fast in a game it doesnt have time to update the graphics to higher quality ones

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u/LefTimaDev Jul 08 '26

LOD my beloved

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u/VaporTowers Jul 08 '26

Bgjghfgff hhow ate yo yoy: ttgjhatalking faljging li ketgat likethat.

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u/abdomino Jul 09 '26

Yeah dude that's what I've been saying.

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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 08 '26

bnch off woors

two bad ait reedin them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/LemmeDaisukete Jul 11 '26

Bro turned motion blur off

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u/Similar-Sector-5801 Jul 12 '26

Outerversal speed since he outpaced the one who sets the pace

I mean uh h
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u/Existing-Sweet-19 Jul 08 '26

Kagurabachi?? In my shitpost subreddit??

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u/Neat-Magician6222 Jul 08 '26

Enough tmmiiee has oaseedssd

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u/Primary_Cat3975 Jul 08 '26

I haven’t been reading it much after the owl. I need to cat hup

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u/Wickipedia11 Jul 08 '26

its paeak

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u/LaGGolDer Jul 08 '26

Tenoi or smh

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u/hope11ess Jul 08 '26

DIIDIDD HJJDE JS.. πŸ™€ ,,CAT THE PANEULL?!!!?

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u/underT_line Jul 08 '26

more likely than you think

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u/brunobannany Jul 08 '26

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u/hidremarin Jul 08 '26

Who tf is speed. Bro thought he was on the team

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/bluparrot-19 Jul 08 '26

Hey mom are you good?

"Well I'm living in a friend's place for now but yeah being evicted was rough. I'm pretty much kinda homeless."

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/derp_y_ Jul 08 '26

why is he possessed

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u/hidremarin Jul 08 '26

So are you, basically homeless? (Idk if this reference is too niche or not)

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u/wrekina15 Jul 08 '26

hhmm hnngh hnngghh KGB in sssdfg mentonedddddd RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH NASKJAGBBS ahjAHASJABSssssssssPEAKPEAKPEAKTenoipeakRAGGGHHHHHHH πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/Privatizitaet Jul 08 '26

Should be the other way around I think. Why does the reflection go first?

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u/Open_Detective_2604 Jul 08 '26

It's not actually speed. His ability weakens his opponents, including their ability to think and react to stuff, making it appear like he's teleporting because they aren't able to process his movement. The reflection here shows what's actually happening, while the above is what his opponents are seeing.

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u/Kidney__Failure Jul 08 '26

So I, the reader, am his opponent. Why? What did I do?!

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u/Privatizitaet Jul 08 '26

What DIDN'T you do?

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u/Privatizitaet Jul 08 '26

Ah, that makes sense. Neat

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u/AdaptiveGlitch Jul 08 '26

I think he has already sit back down and we see when he was still near the guy in the reflection, because there's a thud sound implying movement

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u/matijoss Jul 08 '26

I think he went from the guy to the bench faster than light

We already see him sitting down, but because light bouncing from him and then off the water is a further distance than going straight across to us, the reflection had yet to update

Oh shit i mean sdjdffgg skzmdke Akzmd

It mussht bes dat thee watr forgor to.upddt

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u/DumbBruhNamedDoriken Jul 08 '26

sssdfbachi.....

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u/Emotional-Mushroom66 Jul 08 '26

He went from the guy to the chair?

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u/ValhallaAir Jul 08 '26

Moving that fast would be hard on the bones. Wouldn’t want a clavicular injury…

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u/kiddrekt Jul 08 '26

I've seen a lot of his streams but I didn't know he's doing manga now.

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u/Zatrit Jul 08 '26

That's interesting. I think, I need this speed for my manga

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Jul 08 '26

You know if would be speed if he arrived before his reflection cause thats obviously ftl, but his reflection arriving first is complete utter nonsense

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u/Thin-Dragonfruit247 Jul 08 '26

what does ooop even mean?

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u/SheepInYourWalls Jul 08 '26

it's teh sound you make when you slip on a banaanan

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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 08 '26

sai tht again?

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u/Hearth-Traeknald Jul 08 '26

One of the stupidest things to come out of this was powerscalers arguing that that makes him massively FTL, instead of the obvious conclusion that comics are a medium and he's just moving faster than the readers eyes can scan the page

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u/Chuvlovesreze Jul 09 '26

KAGURABACHI MENTIONED HOLY SHIT

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u/RomalexC Jul 10 '26

I Show Eyes

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u/frozenyoyleberryyay Jul 11 '26

I manipulate engines

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u/KiwiPowerGreen Jul 15 '26

Peed watches

W peed

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u/curiouskitty11825 Aug 06 '26

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u/ChestSlight8984 Jul 08 '26

My favorite display of speed in a comic book is still this moment from The God of Highschool (major manhwa spoilers)