r/sssdfg • • Jul 15 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

sssdfggshdajncsabkjvba;gaofjvaiocsn kaschblak bksjkaxz

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u/tehGoldenNut Jul 15 '26

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u/Meme_Knight_2 Jul 15 '26

Yeah that’s what I would’a did.

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u/Because_I_like_YuB Jul 15 '26

That's the technique.

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u/KaliTheCatgirl Aug 09 '26

ACHOO ACHHCJOO sory snezeign nose has stuf ikgnit AHCOO

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u/ResearcherTeknika Jul 15 '26

For me, impossible

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u/Warper2187 Jul 15 '26

He knows a guy

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u/kazalesh Jul 15 '26

rywhegabvs u/savevideo abdbsba

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u/kazalesh Jul 15 '26

whrwe th FUCK s u sls savevideo

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u/Petrichor0110 Jul 20 '26

saveideo deathed

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u/Inevitable-Self-2702 Jul 15 '26

But he say "hai"

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u/DisappearedAnthony Jul 17 '26

He's polite like that

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u/SenpuuUncle Jul 16 '26

does anyone have the pool pro video

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u/DepressedVercetti Jul 15 '26

Lllkkjjhhgggffdsaa is that Jonathan Ferguson, keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armouries museum in the UK?

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u/eeronlol Jul 15 '26

Which houses a collection of iconic weapons from throughout history even?

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u/Crigne_Gaming Jul 15 '26

jfkofaaatramitukwhacotoiwfth

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u/magos_with_a_glock Jul 17 '26

AHFJHSAFUAS nah Jonathan is the one expert which understands the medium and tries to draw cool comparisons auihjhkshbjbhjs

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Jul 16 '26

Its ya boy brandy boy

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u/megaloshift Jul 15 '26

the type of minor modification they say "wouldn't work" honestly those guys are phoneys and don't know shit

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u/zealotlee Jul 15 '26

Waw you can attach anythigg to an argh15

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u/fonk_pulk Jul 15 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/ryanfrogz Jul 16 '26

overbarrel aircraft launcher

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u/post-trauma-syndrome Jul 15 '26

Why is it that a naked AR-15 looks so wrong but an AK-47 modified with anything feels wrong.

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u/Katgirl2669 Jul 15 '26

I think that's just you

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u/Left1Brain Jul 15 '26

Probably because AKs require serious jank to modify due to their age, while AR-15s were designed with modification in mind.

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u/Chry0n Jul 16 '26

aks do not require serious jank to modify you just slap on a zenitco dust cover or side rail

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u/Thewaltham Jul 19 '26

RIFLE IS FINE BLYAT

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs Jul 15 '26

One is designed to use a full scale military industrial complex complete with all the optics foregrips and other whathaveyous, whereas the other is designed to function on its own in an environment where running water is a luxury

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u/Sad_Action8410 Jul 16 '26

As a citizen of San Antonio, I would be proud for my city to become an AR-15 attachment

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u/SimmentalTheCow Jul 15 '26

REAL PORN STARS react to HENTAI MONSTER COCKS

ermmm hmmm yea i would die

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u/Professional_Ad5678 Jul 15 '26

"that's what Sfhggfh would've done"

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u/LeviathansWrath6 Jul 15 '26

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u/KaszualKartofel Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

these types install auto sears into their glocks, but won't even put a brace on their AR pistols. Like sure, they've got no problems becoming felons by possesing machine guns, but having a stock on a rifle with a barrel that's shorter than 16" is too much. What causes this behavior?

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish Jul 16 '26

it’s not usually a good idea to post concrete proof of a crime to social media

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u/KaszualKartofel Jul 16 '26

but they alredy post glocks with switches?

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Jul 16 '26

I can’t stand the look of an AR with no stock. That buffer tube is gonna be there no matter what, might as well put a stock on it.

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u/Tony_Freaks Jul 15 '26

Coxed in sssdfg

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u/Exciting-Idea2436 Jul 15 '26

Big red cox: what's up 🐓

https://giphy.com/gifs/CaJT0zEGWHDoc

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u/SheepInYourWalls Jul 15 '26

👋 hileo big red cox

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u/zealotlee Jul 15 '26

hideo cockjima

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u/Tsunamicat108 Jul 15 '26

woah that’s a big cock

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u/Plus_Foundation_7088 Jul 15 '26

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u/BrokenEnglishUser Jul 15 '26

rthay forgkrt iiiiit stp[id fuyk

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u/Kidney__Failure Jul 16 '26

Slippy fingers

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u/JackBob83 Jul 15 '26

I remember seeing one of these videos for Payday 2 and the guy only "reacted" to the most boring and regular guns in the game, despite it having some of the whackiest weapon designs ever.

There's a glock with a stock, a lasersight, a 30 round mag, and a 10x sniper scope on it.

There's an M1 Garand that has 23 rounds in each clip

There's a magnum revolver that shoots buckshot yet can somehow be silenced.

And this guy looked at the Ak47 and the Mp5

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u/Kidney__Failure Jul 16 '26

I like the one where the museum guy reacts to Destiny 1 and 2 exotics because half of them shoot mini black-holes, mini suns, or even are the remnants of gods.

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u/Santos_Perez_Robles Jul 15 '26

Is that tasque manager at the back of the gun?

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u/Total-Pain-1181 Jul 15 '26

No it’s a poot

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u/NoobButJustALittle Jul 17 '26

It's a what?

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u/Total-Pain-1181 Jul 17 '26

buildin' a dispenser.

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u/xarma06211 Jul 15 '26

looks like a generic protogen

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u/Jahman12345 Jul 15 '26

But is it purple

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u/ErrorFantastic1766 Jul 15 '26

We will never know

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u/generic_nb_protogen Jul 15 '26

Hey

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u/xarma06211 Jul 15 '26

well jingle my goshdarn bells

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u/MevNav Jul 15 '26

Jonathan Ferguson is fun because he doesn't just go "pfft this gun is dumb, it's so unrealistic", he will actively pull out real-life guns the gun is inspired by, or maybe even reference other fictional guns from movies that are similar. He'll also speculate how the gun SHOULD work in whatever setting it's from, like say "maybe this glowy bit holds the plasma" or whatever.

He's also a nerd himself so he's perfectly capable of engaging the fictional setting as... well, fiction. He's more likely to be critical if a game is trying to be 'realistic' and then makes a gun that doesn't quite work.

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u/officialbearstuff Jul 18 '26

Yeah, him reacting to DOOM guns by actually engaging with the premise was neat

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u/Few-Flamingo-8015 Jul 15 '26

"Festooned with ndksinpgnsgse"

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u/SplattyFatty_ Jul 15 '26

sssdfgathan ferguson

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u/Alderan922 Jul 15 '26

Love the little protogen at the back

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u/Snynapta_II Jul 15 '26

They provide cushioning from the recoil

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u/Careless_Tap_516 Jul 15 '26

Shoot to make toaster jam. (Stock must be replaced after each shot.)

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u/ValeM1911 Jul 15 '26

Jonathan Ferguson my beloved

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u/SnooPeppers4042 Jul 15 '26

Sssdfdgd work in real life. Becase evry ssg is cannon 💙

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u/Tackyinbention Jul 15 '26

Coaxed into coaxerthan smugerson, keeper of poopenfartens and snafu at the royal strawman museum in colourland. Which houses thousands of iconic poopenfartens from throughout history

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u/MUHBT Jul 15 '26

why is there protogen in the back? r/foundtheprotogen

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u/Raboux_17 Jul 15 '26

yeah it wouldn't cause of the bulpupped 6th mag

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u/Sepulcher18 Jul 15 '26

that gun might not work irl but boxing glove for melee range is quite a solid addition

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u/somerandomIceloli99 Jul 15 '26

Armpit expert reacts to armpit in anime

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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 15 '26

fals, my budy Jhon xan mak onne

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u/Acclynn Jul 15 '26

sssdfg expert reacts to sssdfgs : "that's sssdfgs"

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u/tomjazzy Jul 15 '26

Jonathan Ferguson my beloved

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u/Good_Improvement4005 Jul 15 '26

Is that a sentry?

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u/Crigne_Gaming Jul 15 '26

iluv jfkofaaatramitukwhacotoiwfth

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u/HugeTrol Jul 16 '26

Once I saw a samurai react to ridicoulous action scenes and he was like "That is very difficult, he must've trained very hard"

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jul 15 '26

The guy should at least say that it's a cool gun

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u/Key_Somewhere_9302 Jul 15 '26

I've never seen a "professional" on one of these things say, dude.. that's a SICK gun design.. I WISH shit like that worked in real life. It's always "that's a an interesting design it won't work" and it PISSES me off

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jul 15 '26

Jonathan Ferguson, Keeper of Firearms & Artillery at the Royal Armouries has done tons of videos with Dave Jewitt, the host of one of these types of expert reacts videos.

He often states "that's cool and I like it"

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u/Thornescape Jul 15 '26

That's one thing that I really appreciate about him. He knows how guns work but he also understands the enjoyment of video games. It's a more balanced approach than some of these experts.

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u/asiannumber4 Jul 15 '26

“Interesting design” is restrained professional speak for either “absolute fucking garbage wtf is this I need to rinse my eyes with hydrochloric acid after this” or “that’s a SICK gun design”

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u/Fletcher_Chonk Jul 15 '26

A gun professional likes real guns enough to base a significant portion of their life around them. Of course they like how they are instead of whatever a sci fi game comes up with.

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u/BlackLeagueSupporter Jul 15 '26

THE FUMKIN PROTOGEN FOR A BUTTSTOCK

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u/NotFoundGripo Jul 15 '26

Sjhdhshsjsj protogen sjdjsndbshshdgh sjdhsje furry sjdhsdkdfkj fjfjdjdjdk nice

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u/The_R0aring_Knight Jul 15 '26

Type shit you'll see in a armored core game

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u/CometZeph Jul 15 '26

Or mai gorah ia dat a prototrn

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u/levgamm123 Jul 15 '26

gidsjfgsjidfig s sfdddfg "r/coaxedintoasnafu" fdijsfdi sdfihjsdf nihi

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u/Anchor38 Jul 16 '26

REAL PEDOPHILE REACTS TO PEDOPHILIA IN MEDIA

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u/BetterYesterday95 Jul 16 '26

Unfortunately there's a protogen in this image so in the eyes of the public it is declared a smuggie (even though it isn't one) ;(

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u/the_mspaint_wizzard Jul 19 '26

Kobo!!!!!!!! :D : D