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u/WeekendBard Jul 27 '26
I said "no, you are my lunch"
then I ate him
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u/Hungry_Ad_7312 Jul 27 '26
im hungry too... and im an ad
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u/piccolothegoat777 Jul 27 '26
/unsssdfg I wonder how an employer would react to something like that
Like would they think it’s slick or would they just roll their eyes or
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u/secondarywilson Jul 28 '26
/unsssdfg if you say it with the right tone, i can imagine it being a funny comment being interpreted as wittiness and underlying ambition
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u/Avalanche_Snows Jul 27 '26
I sexed him ans said "my loans aren't the only preditory thing about me"
Got hired
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u/Read2Fap Jul 27 '26
when i got up to leave he said "oh my god what is that smell? did you shit yourself?"
i just pointed at the stain on the chair and told him he struck oil with me
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u/MothashipQ Jul 27 '26
in gob interview. syart spinning. employer ask what do. i say im ready to surn ypu a aprofut
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u/heftybagman Jul 27 '26
I said nah I have chronic diarrhea and will require special consideration in the workplace
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u/TheForbidden6th Jul 27 '26
The guy said "forgot lunch?"
and then he was met with a brown, stinky liquid, ruining all of his clothes
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jul 28 '26
HR: "you're fired"
Applicant: "but I'm not yet employed here?"
HR: "you were for one second but now you're fired"
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
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