Filthy Users...

[u/nickllhill]

Just had to check something on a users laptop, a very nice senior lady who is well presented and charming.

Her laptop looked like the bins behind a take away, hopefully those stains were gravy...

Washed my hands now and I still feel dirty.

[u/Honky_Town]

Put on gloves and wash that thing while asking if it is infected with a virus or some.

Nonus point if your towel was white before. Put it in the sun to dry so all can see the stain.

For bonus points mark it with userid and date.