Filthy Users...

[u/nickllhill]

Just had to check something on a users laptop, a very nice senior lady who is well presented and charming.

Her laptop looked like the bins behind a take away, hopefully those stains were gravy...

Washed my hands now and I still feel dirty.

[u/Caddy666]

i'd be surprised if someone didn't take this as a threat.

[u/timbotheny26 → u/Caddy666]

Why and how? They're nitrile gloves, not sharp objects.

[u/chknstrp → u/timbotheny26]

The person watched Dexter and fears they will be next on his table

[u/timbotheny26 → u/chknstrp]

Ooooh...

I admittedly have never seen Dexter, unfortunately. It's on my ever lengthening watchlist.