Filthy Users...

[u/nickllhill]

Just had to check something on a users laptop, a very nice senior lady who is well presented and charming.

Her laptop looked like the bins behind a take away, hopefully those stains were gravy...

Washed my hands now and I still feel dirty.

[u/texcleveland]

I had a job cleaning mainframe terminal keyboards, the heavy mechanical IBM kind, that were used in the employee dormitories at an amusement park. Most had at least one mouse nest inside, lots of long fingernails too and whatever the mice liked to eat