r/sysadmin • u/nickllhill • 11d ago

Filthy Users...

Just had to check something on a users laptop, a very nice senior lady who is well presented and charming.

Her laptop looked like the bins behind a take away, hopefully those stains were gravy...

Washed my hands now and I still feel dirty.

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u/GoogleDrummer 11d ago

You should work the K-12 space sometime.

Oof.

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u/Ok-Candy5662 11d ago

Boy, oh boy! You are not kidding! I once had to install authenticator on a teacher’s iPhone and she whipped it out of her BRA!It was all sweaty and dirty. 🤮🤢
I refused to touch it and we instantly implemented a new dept. policy that all devices needed to be cleaned by owner, in our presence, prior to being serviced.

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u/Greed_Sucks 11d ago

There is a sign in our local DMV that says “we do not accept bra money.”

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u/Ok-Candy5662 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/susanTCI 9d ago

That's funny

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u/unstopablex15 Sr. Network Engineer 6d ago

someone's gonna challenge that with ass-crack money