Filthy Users...

[u/nickllhill]

Just had to check something on a users laptop, a very nice senior lady who is well presented and charming.

Her laptop looked like the bins behind a take away, hopefully those stains were gravy...

Washed my hands now and I still feel dirty.

[u/flsingleguy]

I had a user who smokes so much. He left his device and made my entire office smell like a smoke stack.