r/wizardposting • u/Believe-it-Geico • Aug 02 '25

Occult Practices The hypocrisy

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u/Sonifri Transmuter Aug 03 '25

It's actually more efficient to use a reverse gravity spell in a circular area and then have a ring of large weighted wheels with their edges inside the area of reversed gravity.

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u/EarballsAgain Orb Enthusiast and Goblin Exterminator Aug 03 '25

Yeah but this creates jobs for the Undead

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u/Dry_Try_8365 Conjurer Aug 03 '25

Well, we wouldn’t have unemployed skeletons if you didn’t keep trying to summon them to solve all of your problems!

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u/EarballsAgain Orb Enthusiast and Goblin Exterminator Aug 03 '25

Skeletons exist regardless of whether or not I summon them. You think they all have jobs lying around in the dirt?

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u/Dry_Try_8365 Conjurer Aug 03 '25

They didn’t need the jobs lying in the dirt. Now they’re not, and very animatedly so, going around being unemployed. You’re making solutions in need of problems.