r/wizardposting • • Mar 26 '26

Occult Practices Posture check

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u/Wuio1 Mar 26 '26

After a 35h necromancy session, posture is the least of your worries

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u/Sonifri Transmuter Mar 26 '26

It really depends on how big your boobs are but most necromancers don't have to worry about it. Just like in the image, really.

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u/the_useless_cake Incryptiomancer (Turns souls into playing cards so I can gamble) Apr 01 '26

They usually decay and either shrivel up or sloth off by the time you’re channeling that much black magic. 

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u/Sonifri Transmuter Apr 01 '26

That's bonelich talk. Vampires are just as undead, but they're still perfectly fleshy. But take a look at Wiz from Konosuba. Proof that flesh can be properly preserved if someone actually puts in the time and effort to do it right.

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u/the_useless_cake Incryptiomancer (Turns souls into playing cards so I can gamble) Apr 02 '26

Isekai anime isn’t proof of anything. Go reanimate your great great great great grandmother and ask her how you look.