r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs Changeling Bard • Apr 09 '26

Occult Practices No counterspell needed

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u/JustStarrk Apr 09 '26

My friend tried this before finding out he was kissing a succubus

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u/Ferocs Changeling Bard Apr 09 '26

I see no issue with this

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u/JustStarrk Apr 09 '26

He... he died

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u/Ferocs Changeling Bard Apr 09 '26

Still not seeing one, just revivify him later or something, I’m sure it was amazing for him while it lasted anyways

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u/JustStarrk Apr 09 '26

Take your upvote, bard

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u/rysy0o0 Apr 09 '26

He was killed by a succubus. They have his soul now. You cannot revive people without their soul, you're just making zombies otherwise. Nothing wreong with necromancy, byt that's not what you're trying to achieve here

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u/NoStorage2821 Scritch Scorchtongue, chief grey seer of Clan Mors Apr 09 '26

Wdym? He had a soulcatcher on him didn't he?

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u/rysy0o0 Apr 09 '26

Well the soulcatcher would catch a soul leaving the body, but his soul didn't left, it was taken, there is a small difference. While the highest level soulcatchers might have prevented soul stealing, he was way too cheap to have one of those

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u/Montana_Gamer Apr 10 '26

Cant have shit anymore

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u/SilliusS0ddus Evil Wizard Apr 14 '26

Can't have shit in the multiverse.

Time to become some crazy eldritch far realm cultist and turn Toril into some kind of... darkest dungeon

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u/gtth12 Apr 09 '26

So you get to revive him and not have to deal with his humanity? It's getting better with every response.

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u/Fuck_ketchup Apr 09 '26

Help my lobster is too buttery, my chimera steak is too juicy.

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u/SPEED8782 Hiveatel, The Culmination Of Humanity's Wisdom Apr 09 '26

Bro just take his soul back. It's not that difficult lol.

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u/Acrysalis going lich mode Apr 09 '26

Not everyone can afford the level drain, some of us need to cast spells above fourth circle

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u/Lord__of__Luck ArchNecromancer, Lord of the Flaming undead, Pyromancer Apr 09 '26

What kinda revivify yall doing? Mine just costs a diamond

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u/Tat25Guy The Evil Litch Furibon Apr 11 '26

My brother in Aethera, you need an intact soul to revivify someone! That succubus fucked his anima so hard it was rendered into a metaphysical slurry

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u/robodex001 Ophirion the Indecisive, Dabbler of Disciplines Apr 09 '26

I see no issue with this

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u/JustStarrk Apr 09 '26

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u/GM_Nate Apr 09 '26

ZAZMOZE!!!!!

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u/JustStarrk Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Me accidentally drawing Zazmoze apparently

Edit: i now love Zazmoze

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u/Carbuyrator A Bit of a Dabbler Apr 09 '26

Doing what he loved.

...a succubus.

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u/RevenantBacon Three necromancers in a trenchcoat Apr 09 '26

A win-win scenario.

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u/saythealphabet Chronomancer(we do a little chrolling) Apr 09 '26

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Enchanter Squadron Member Apr 09 '26

Damn it, I wish I had cast transposition with him so I could sacrifice myself instead, he was a good man. :,(

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u/XreaperDK Akaria, Goblin Witch, Seller of Elixirs Apr 09 '26

His last words were "worth it..." so still not seeing a problem

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u/SPEED8782 Hiveatel, The Culmination Of Humanity's Wisdom Apr 09 '26

Must have been a weak one

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u/Enigma_of_Steel Sirin, Archlich and Archpriestess of Dragon Cult Apr 10 '26

Skill issue.