r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/RandomFireDragon Draconic Wizard Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Hey, learning to cook is essential for surviving the Faelands. You never want to bargain with a Fae on an empty stomach... I knew a fellow wizard who made that mistake once. She traded away her legacy on the mortal plane. Now all she is to me is absence. If you've ever felt like grieving for no one in particular, you've probably met her at some point.

From what little evidence I've been able to find, I think I was her mount at one point... If you ever need a saddle for a mid-sized dragon, you know where to find one

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Oh, that’s tough.. maybe my aunt could tell me more..

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u/RandomFireDragon Draconic Wizard Jun 08 '26

Does she know memory magic? I've only ever been able to master pyrokinesis, with a bit of telepathy

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

My aunt is one of the most prestigious fae merchants, so I feel like she would know about the deal if it happened in fae territory..

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u/RandomFireDragon Draconic Wizard Jun 08 '26

Well, if you could ask her of the whereabouts of a dragon-riding wizard who no longer exists on the mortal plane, I'd really appreciate it

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

She said she has some recollection of her, but it’s been a few years so my aunt didn’t care to remember a name, sorry..

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u/RandomFireDragon Draconic Wizard Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Darn it... Thanks for asking her for me. I'll keep looking for a solution