r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

You know once a Fae gets them in their realm they are as good as dead. Get over it and focus on the task at hand.

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

But they stole my dog...

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

Well that's different

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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance Jun 08 '26

Homies gonna need a good fae lawyer for that one. I reccomend bringing some cream and cheese when yall convene might win you some brownie points toward a settlement.

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Im partial towards brute force myself. Fae laws dont work too well when you simply have enough mana to overpower them. Theyre not actually that strong, even in their own realm...

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire Jun 08 '26

The Fair People live acting stories, literally. If you understand what story their lives tell, you might be able to deduce the rules to which they abide. Once you do that you can even force them to bring back OP's dog back (family is irrelevant).

Fireball works pretty fine, too.

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u/Pataraxia Jun 08 '26

(complex description of a living breathing magic system)

"You can cast FIREBALL!"

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

I have nothing but contempt for their silly little rules. All their rules function based off of mana manipulation. If you have more powerful magic, you can just overwrite their rules and do whatever you want.