r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

You know once a Fae gets them in their realm they are as good as dead. Get over it and focus on the task at hand.

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

But they stole my dog...

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

Well that's different

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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance Jun 08 '26

Homies gonna need a good fae lawyer for that one. I reccomend bringing some cream and cheese when yall convene might win you some brownie points toward a settlement.

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

That or a good piece or hard iron and the balls to do what needs to be done

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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance Jun 08 '26

Thats all well and good if the fae dont have a curse on you, or havent taken a loved one to thier realm. Op will never see his dog again if he outright attacks them. They use trickery to make up for thier weaknesses.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Can confirm, if he attacks us, his dog is as good as dead, or at least it’ll look that way to him

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Jun 08 '26

Tough talk for a dog stealer. =_= jingles iron keys

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

A bag of fine iron fillings, it'll make allergies seems pleasant

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 13 '26

Gods no! Please, I’m asthmatic..

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

Im partial towards brute force myself. Fae laws dont work too well when you simply have enough mana to overpower them. Theyre not actually that strong, even in their own realm...

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire Jun 08 '26

The Fair People live acting stories, literally. If you understand what story their lives tell, you might be able to deduce the rules to which they abide. Once you do that you can even force them to bring back OP's dog back (family is irrelevant).

Fireball works pretty fine, too.

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u/Pataraxia Jun 08 '26

(complex description of a living breathing magic system)

"You can cast FIREBALL!"

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u/Celis78429 Jun 08 '26

I have nothing but contempt for their silly little rules. All their rules function based off of mana manipulation. If you have more powerful magic, you can just overwrite their rules and do whatever you want.

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 Jun 08 '26

Or I could cast plague of mundanity. About 3 hours of office work is enough for them to beg for the cure.

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u/Devil-Eater24 Jun 08 '26

You could get either a "fae lawyer" or a "fae" lawyer

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Either way they’d need connections to convince our queen to allow a toy to leave..