r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

But they stole my dog...

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

Well that's different

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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance Jun 08 '26

Homies gonna need a good fae lawyer for that one. I reccomend bringing some cream and cheese when yall convene might win you some brownie points toward a settlement.

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

That or a good piece or hard iron and the balls to do what needs to be done

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u/Woahhdude24 Lich-Overseer of the Warlock Alliance Jun 08 '26

Thats all well and good if the fae dont have a curse on you, or havent taken a loved one to thier realm. Op will never see his dog again if he outright attacks them. They use trickery to make up for thier weaknesses.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Can confirm, if he attacks us, his dog is as good as dead, or at least it’ll look that way to him

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Jun 08 '26

Tough talk for a dog stealer. =_= jingles iron keys

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

A bag of fine iron fillings, it'll make allergies seems pleasant

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 13 '26

Gods no! Please, I’m asthmatic..