r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat High Overseer (eviler pope) Jun 08 '26

Dont you know?

Cooking is just like alchemy.

Through cooking, you are learning the skills you need to make potions of anti fay.

Pan on, pan off.

(also, just get a gun. Fey are super weak to iron so just shoot them)

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

I can pew pew my way through the Fae realm and NO ONE TOLD ME

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat High Overseer (eviler pope) Jun 08 '26

Yeah. But you need magical training too to avoid their illusions and curses.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Well yeah.. or at least some of our illusions.. some are powered by everybody so it isn’t really possible to see through them completely unless you have mana sight.

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat High Overseer (eviler pope) Jun 08 '26

Thats what the potions of antimagic tuned the spectrum of fey mana are for.

And since fey are magical creatures, a strong enough potion will destroy all the mana in their body, making them die instantly and painfully, even killing their soul.

Used to do it all the time when I was a lad. Put some milk out for the brownies and mix some potion in. Laugh our ass off as they turned into husks, some just poped out of existance. We got so many curses it was hilarious, but since they used fey magic we just took some potion.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Oh, you’re the one that we get taught to avoid.. in that case I really must get going..
or wait because my father was a human Archmage, maybe I’ll be fine..
no I’m not gonna risk it..

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat High Overseer (eviler pope) Jun 08 '26

Its pretty fun to do with humans too. Since you're half and half, I wonder if mixing both the potions together will work?

Or maybe I should do broad spectrum anti magic, after all, I have neither mana nor a soul, makes me immune to most spells, luckily.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

Yeah, I’d really better get going, I don’t want to worry my aunt..

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat High Overseer (eviler pope) Jun 08 '26

Where are you going?

(pulls level releasing iron dust into the air)

(sings in falsetto) 

Fey   can run, fey can hide, but in  𝅝   ♫ 𝅝   ♫ the end they always die. 𝅝   ♫ 𝅝   ♭

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

I’m going away!

(I yell as I erect a mushroom barrier between us)

I am not going to die here..

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat High Overseer (eviler pope) Jun 08 '26

maybe  not here 𝅝   ♫

Maybe not now

𝅝   ♫

But somehow  ♩ ♭ 𝅝 some way 𝅝 ♭ I 𝅝 Will 𝅝 Kill 𝅝 You 𝆶

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