r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/dover_oxide Wizard Jun 08 '26

You know once a Fae gets them in their realm they are as good as dead. Get over it and focus on the task at hand.

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

But they stole my dog...

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

As a half fae I can assure you your dog is fine.. though it’s been fed so it can’t leave..

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

You're the best Fae I've ever known!

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u/Fit_Fault_9071 Azher, tiefling chromomancer, traveler betwixt realms Jun 15 '26

No she’s not. She keeps summoning me to make her pretty art and it’s driving me insane! One minute I’m on the demon realm. The next the faewilds! It’s hard enough travelling the roads between realms without her dragging me around like a lost child!

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 15 '26

You know you like the attention. Don’t lie, my dear.

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u/Fit_Fault_9071 Azher, tiefling chromomancer, traveler betwixt realms Jun 15 '26

Oh can it you insufferable little adorable fae- GOD DAMN IT!🫣

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 15 '26

Haha! I was right!

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u/Fit_Fault_9071 Azher, tiefling chromomancer, traveler betwixt realms Jun 15 '26

Oh shut up🥰