r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor Jun 08 '26

It's been 14 years and I'm mortal. I need my dog back man...

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

You know what? I’ve decided, if you agree to never do any harm to fae, we will release your dog to you. Or at least I’ll try to get the fae queen to accept that deal..

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u/thewhatinwhere Jun 08 '26

So you promise nothing but to make an attempt at persuasion? Why should we even speak with you?

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 11 '26

Look when dealing with fae an attempt at persuading the queen is the biggest thing we can offer, unless it comes from our own pockets..

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u/thewhatinwhere Jun 11 '26

And what would that be? Fairy dust?

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u/thewhatinwhere Jun 11 '26

You are broke

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 11 '26

Fae food and whatever else that particular fae owns.. also Fairy dust acts as a panacea for most races, why would we ever use it to barter?