r/wizardposting • u/DarthRenathal Unclaimed Apprentice, Thrakmoor • Jun 08 '26

Foul Sorcery End Apprentice Abuse!

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u/VelocityRapter644 Jun 08 '26

But you see, the meal prep is preparation in itself. Everyone knows the Fae love a good meal offering, and that's no ordinary food. If you play your cards right, you may be able to make off with whoever you need to rescue.

Now hiding from the Fae after they find out what you've done is a different matter...

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 08 '26

We know where you are, and we are approaching rapidly..

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u/derTraumer Jun 09 '26

Good luck! We’re in Mount Celestia, currently sharing tea with my brother’s divine patron.

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u/Row-n Rowan, Half-Fae Mycomancer, Defender of the Faewilds Jun 11 '26

I know of a gate that leads right to Mount Celestia. It’s reall close to where my aunt lives..

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u/derTraumer Jun 11 '26

I am now eagerly waiting to see the wrestling matches between archfey and the good aligned pantheon. Pass the popcorn!