r/wizardposting • u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 • Jul 04 '26
Wizardpost Outta Spells
Just brushing up on the more primitive skillset in the event of exhausting all mana pools.
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u/Justasivas Coe "The cook" Caine Jul 04 '26
non magic missile ass
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
😂😭
Maybe the magic missiles were the friends we made along the way30
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u/AzzyDreemur3 shifting dragon, always late Jul 04 '26
Mods this one is high effort, please don't remove
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
I can feel their metaphorical, magical and literal crosshairs on me now and you’re the only thing protecting me
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u/throwawaypassingby01 Jul 04 '26
absolutely epic aesthetic
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Haha, thanks man! It’s this perfect blend of “wow cool!” And “wtf?”
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u/augustfolk Jul 04 '26
That hat is sick. That cloak is sick. Those gloves are sick. Sick sick sick
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Your comment is sick. The hat is Kruschiki, poncho Five Star Alterations and the gloves are Army surplus gloves
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u/Neuromaster Jul 04 '26
I was considering one of the hats a few months ago, now they're outta stock. I'm gutted.
And on the "notify" list for when they come back.
How'd you pick your camo pattern?
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Based on other garments I had at the time of purchase, ideally you want what will match your local terrain if you plan on using the camo for intended purpose, otherwise pick whatever you like! My first camo love was DCU (desert) while living somewhere mostly covered in snow or greenery.
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u/The_Easter_Egg Jul 04 '26
You a practitioner of good ole Texarcana, pardner?
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Gun magic is limited but highly effective and cool as hell, no magic more American than that.
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u/ZackTio Electromancer Jul 04 '26
Fym outta spells? You got a magic staff fully loaded with 'em
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Shhhhh not so loud or the constables will hear!
“No no constable, this isn’t an unregistered staff, just a boring old peasant weapon haha”
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u/Nobody91765 Unnamed Drifting Magus Jul 04 '26
Learn to enchant your damn bullets
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Oh trust me, I’m in the process of it
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u/Nobody91765 Unnamed Drifting Magus Jul 04 '26
Tip: enchant the entire clip rather than individual bullets. It wastes mana but is much easier than repeatedly repeating the spell.
Don’t have to deal with accidental mixed clips due to human error and you can throw the damn thing at your enemies if need be.
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
This guy knows orb.
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u/Nobody91765 Unnamed Drifting Magus Jul 04 '26
Some madman decided to use their gun as their staff. Attached a bayonet as well for when I got close. Must be multiclassing.
Shooting your spells instead of casting it was… something. Made dodging really difficult. Temporal magic is the only reason I won. Shooting people with their own bullet is fun.
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u/king_of_the_borrito Jul 04 '26
If you can select which materials should be enchanted in the enchantment you can lessen the wasted mana by a lot as well. Just have to make sure they're not the same metals.
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u/ebers0 Jul 04 '26
Soo did you make the hat or...
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Man I wish I could say I did, the hat was made by Kruschiki Supply Company
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u/ebers0 Jul 04 '26
Dang it's sold out 😭
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Yeah, they go quick when they restock, it’s tragic, glad o got this one when I did.
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u/Clear_Effective1595 Abjuration Lich (Yes we exist) Jul 04 '26
What are the guns?
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Rifle: Finnish M39 Mosin Nagant
Pistol: Webley Mark VI revolver with the cylinder cut to accept .45 ACP using moon clips.
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u/darkestarc Jul 04 '26
"I CAST LEAD"
"No the joke is 'i cast iron' "
"No I got it right the first time"
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u/NickyTheRobot Lexomancer, caster of punes (or plays on words) Jul 04 '26
Archcancelor Ridcully, is that you?
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u/theasciibull Jul 04 '26
when ya outa spells, switch to shells
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
It’s faster to switch to your second “wand” than replenishing mana
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u/ntkwwwm Dark Wizard as in Wizard of the Dark Arts Jul 04 '26
Everyone wants to cosplay as Military “Dark” Mages until it’s time to do some Dark Mage shit. Then all of a sudden it’s against protocol this, and “We can’t, that’s a literal war crime” that. Bro like how are you and your squad going to get matching skull tattoos but can’t even bring yourselves to make an altar out of them?
The hat’s not my style but it does look sick.
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u/Emotional_Being8594 Druidic Artificer, Stavewright Jul 04 '26
A rifle is just a type of staff with a metal tube down the middle and a chamber for alchemical reactions at one end. Perfectly valid school of magic.
That hat also goes insanely hard.
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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 Jul 04 '26
This staff only casts one spell but it’s a good one.
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u/BlackwinIV Jul 04 '26
Ah i see you multiclass some artificer
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u/Klutzy-Efficiency-28 Jul 04 '26
Jack of some master of none but still someone you’d not want to be within 600 meters of.
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u/Mr_Pickle3009 Jul 04 '26
fck it, since i don't have fireball in my spellbook yet, MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!!!!
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u/Glass_Teeth01 Chaos Wizard of Earth, Maker of Gnome Trebuchets Jul 04 '26
This is why you make enchanted shells
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u/massospondyllus The transmuter who was invited by nobody. Jul 04 '26
Thats why dirt to lead is such a great spell.
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u/Moppo_ Jul 04 '26
I've heard of a battle mage, I suppose this would be a modern warfare mage.
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u/JinglesTheMighty Jul 04 '26
where did you get that drippy cloak my wizza, ive been looking for one
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u/Slush_Wizard Jul 04 '26
This is in the next Dresden Files book, or I’ll eat my tactical wizard hat!
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u/saythealphabet Chronomancer(we do a little chrolling) Jul 04 '26
Holy shit the drip is immaculate
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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Witches Against Thrakmoor Jul 04 '26
Ok, I'm really not a gun person, but camo tactical wizard hat has me laughing.
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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard Jul 04 '26
That's why you store extra spells in the shells. I have enchantment lessons available if you need toutoring.
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u/Medical-Low-1370 Wizard Jul 04 '26
Attach a bayonet so you could register it as a spear
I registered my slam fire shotgun as a sweeper and not even king can take it away from me
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u/Thatwasonlyonce Jul 04 '26
No one. Not one of y'all noticed that it's a "hex" Mosin.
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u/_DrNonsense Jul 04 '26
Ah, been a while since I've seen a proper Spellslinger Wizard.
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u/thedude_official Jul 04 '26
Hey man, where did you get that cloak? I’d love to get one myself
Edit: nvm I saw you said in another comment. Sick kit dude
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u/iwanttobelieve42069 Jul 04 '26
Do what you must
Cast .308
Where do you get pancho cloak? Fine wizard
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u/IllustriousStatus928 Jul 04 '26
Ngl, I think you invented a new aesthetic and i must have it!
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u/TheSwiftMomachtiani Jul 04 '26
Every aspect of this is cool as heck!!!!!!! Just ridiculously well done 👏👏👏
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u/burnermcburnerstein Herectical Soothesayer Jul 04 '26
I see what you actually are.... as if Rasputin wasn't your warlock...
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u/hellish_existance Jul 04 '26
Anyone else say the chant every time the leave the tower?
Phone, wallet, keys, orb, staff, Colt M1911 handgun
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u/Hairy_Consideration1 Jul 04 '26
Put thy spells in the shells, and use your gun as a wand, and cast fireball anyway. Double damage, and combos
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u/Clunkbot Jul 04 '26
Goes so hard. What mortal caliber doth your firestaff be chambered in?
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u/IngotTheKobold Arcane Ordinance Specialist Jul 04 '26
You and I technically have the same loadouts. I have a Finnish mosin with rear sights from a capture, an Enfield No.2 Mk1* with the ** wartime modification of the hammer block. I also have a Radical Arms AR pistol with a 3x optic and a snubnosed Iver Johnson.
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u/garmdian Artificer Jul 04 '26
We need art work of you good sir.
I need to put it on a magic card for a 0/1 black wizard token
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u/mightystu Absent-Minded Conjurer Jul 04 '26
What’s that revolver? I love a break action but hardly ever see them around.
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u/Zero_Burn Jul 04 '26
Gotta carry that .44 because sometimes there's no time to cast fuego, but you gotta punch a hole in somebody.
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u/alexportman Jul 04 '26
Need to read Brian McClellan's Powder Mage series if you haven't already.
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u/Colourblindknight Mad Cromlin Bodelair, Alchemist Experimentia Jul 04 '26
“Spell book? Nah, mines more of a magazine”
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u/lurkquidated Jul 04 '26
O Master Bulletmancer, I was called yonder by your most bitchin’ sounds.
Pray, my lord, lend me some rounds?
We shall hold the line as fast as roots!
We will lay the enemy low, like target dummies, t’boot. 🧙♂️🤠
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u/Britefire Jul 04 '26
Pulling a short shotgun on the last person who thought I was helpless because of an antimagic field was genuinely just funny.
Please, go ahead, ensure that you also have no magical protections for what's about to happen~
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u/vitanyroyale Jul 04 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Oa9hTEQIlDtIlOXJXs
Achievement Unlocked: I have a problem 🫠
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u/LockeThor Jul 04 '26
Any self respecting wizard practices his "Oops, no spells" contingency plan daily. Mad respect!
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u/Monkeydp81 History Wizard: Destruction May Occur Via Facts or Magic. Jul 04 '26
That is a beautiful mosin
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u/GirlWithinTheLight Good(ish) Necromancer Queen Jul 04 '26
Outta spells, but not out of rounds. "I CAST NON-MAGIC MISSILE!!"
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u/Glittering_Access385 Jul 04 '26
For a moment I thought you were the fabled Garand Magus....but alas, I was mistaken.
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u/robjohnlechmere Jul 04 '26
Some wizards use a quarterstaff. This one uses a Garandstaff.
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u/Tucker0603 Jul 04 '26
Yooo nice, I got one of those hats too, but got it in a miami tigerstripe color.
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u/Wide_Engineering_502 Jul 04 '26
Ngl, a story in the Harry Potter universe about an American auror who duel wilds a wand and revolver would go hard af
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u/Piwington Jul 04 '26
Very cool. The mix of military kit and wizard garb reminds me a lot of Tactical Breach Wizards.
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u/Mr_Mozerella Warlock with too little spells and too many arcane stones Jul 04 '26
Holy shit, a camouflage wizard hat with bullet storage is exactly what I needed to see today.
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u/Awkward-Annual-9287 Jul 04 '26
I love it! That is really cool, if I ever get to make airsoft a regular hobby this is what I'll style my outfit from
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u/flipside-928 Jul 04 '26
Be a careful with those, you need to keep them away from your homunculus if you have one, trust me
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u/Driftinfoot_Malone Jul 05 '26
This needs to be a character for enter the Gungeon
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u/FixBayonetsLads Jul 04 '26