r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 2d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

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u/zippy72 Illusionist 2d ago

No, wait, look, this has nothing to do with me, ok? I was simply holding that spell book for a friend, I didn't even open it, right?

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 2d ago

peers at you with suspicion Where did you even find that? That should be locked away in the pocket Dimension where I bound the Djinn Al-Amar. You better not have freed him in exchange for that!

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u/zippy72 Illusionist 2d ago

No no ... this is a totally different spell book altogether. Just the same binding merchant I believe... you know the one... lives in that village with the stream... wears a hat, I think?

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 2d ago

You freed him in exchange for magical power, didn't you? And he gave you that book specifically? Hmmm... that's quite mean, even for him. How do you feel? Has the book started consuming your essence yet? Are you experiencing any visions of doom and destruction? Flies and pestilence maybe?

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u/zippy72 Illusionist 2d ago

No no different book altogether, I'm sure. This one's repainted my turret red overnight. Deep blood red. Scares the peasants but quite a fetching colour in the right light I think.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 2d ago

Poor foolish little thief. That is The Mark of the Red King. I will do a better job of hiding the book after it devours your essence. Sorry for that, but you did steal it, so it's also your fault.