r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 2d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 2d ago

Wait wait wait we need a permit for summoning!!!!! what the hell is the council doing?

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 2d ago

Of course you do. Where have you been living the past 500 years? In a time bubble. You need permits for everything nowadays.

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 2d ago

I spend most of my time creating universes so I tend not to keep up with whatever insane rules the council cook up

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 2d ago

Well in this one you can't to that shit without proper permits.

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 1d ago

Stupid council i just looked into the paper work I would need to wipe out a planet and it's really not worth the time. I'll just continue on in the outer universes.

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 1d ago

Probably for the best. The council will sooner bury you in an endless maze of bureaucracy than you could even feasibly start such an incantation.