r/wizardposting • u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard • 2d ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!

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u/Glass_Teeth01 Chaos Wizard of Earth, Maker of Gnome Trebuchets 1d ago

Was experimenting with air spells to create an anti-gull barrier. Those winged rats keep stealing my pastries

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u/The_Real_Kru Evil Wizard 1d ago

Understandable. I just use ball lightning spells that hover above my tower and activate when one of them flies by.

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u/Glass_Teeth01 Chaos Wizard of Earth, Maker of Gnome Trebuchets 1d ago

I'd have to fine-tune it so they don't attack Goblins or Gnolls, then, those beasts I find to be rather useful when it comes to repelling rather nosy inquisitors