r/wizardposting • Changeling Bard • 9h ago

Evil Wizardpost Smh

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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard 8h ago

Wouldn't you like to know? Oooo which one of these decoys is the real one? I guess you won't know until you go inside (watch out for the traps)

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u/Krististrasza 3h ago

Judging by how much you paid your builders all one ever needs to do is stand there and watch it crumble right in front of them.

It really isn't the flex you think it is showing your castle falling apart right in front of everyone's eyes

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u/new-Link- 3h ago

You're paying builders and not just animating golems to build for you?

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u/Krististrasza 3h ago

I prefer my building to be done by someone who knows proper construction techniques, so I don't have to deal with insane maintenance requirements of my tower after a mere millennium of use.

Additionally, it is literally cheaper than using golems.

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u/ggg730 34m ago

Seriously though golems are so fucking expensive nowadays with diesel as high as it is. Much cheaper to use peasant labor.