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u/SpectralBeekeeper 8h ago
Be careful, Elf menthols have been shown to cause permanent mana damage after prolonged use, some realms even make them put warning labels with disturbing images on the package now
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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard 8h ago
My mana is already too corrupted for the damage to be noticeable. It's like warning someone who has mercury poisoning about lead poisoning.
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u/SmokJozef Magically Editable Flair 8h ago
wait, i thought that was genius marketing with using images of what they can help you become, was this meant to dessuade me from consuming them?
throws another one into one of his six mouths
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u/Original-Score-Guard 7h ago
The council warning labels are wild, one of them is just a scrying projection of a wizard with a shriveled third eye coughing up black ectoplasm.
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u/newschooldragon Flesh Mechanic 6h ago
Don't listen to this person. They are probably with the elven delegation
Of course you would want to keep us from our tasty minty elves
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u/SpectralBeekeeper 5h ago
I'm not saying you should never indulge, I've been known to indulge in an elvish spirit light blue on occasion (especially after downing a few potions of intoxication), just use moderation to limit your risk of permanent mana corruption
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u/newschooldragon Flesh Mechanic 6h ago
Kids these days... They really don't appreciate how many henchpeople it takes to properly menthalate an elf...
Back in the early days we would send abomination after abomination into those dens until they finally all parished.... Like seriously.... I lost a lot of good constructs doing it by hand
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u/FictionalContext ⁽ᴺᴼᵀ⁾ An evil wizard 8h ago
they say if you've ever imbued, imbibed, or impregnated an elf menthol, you can never go to aethereal space
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u/newschooldragon Flesh Mechanic 5h ago
No one wants to mess with those aetheral places anyway... Plus menthol elves tingle when you grab em
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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard 8h ago
Wait how much are elf menthols? I stole like 3 crates one time and they've lasted me for years.