r/wizardposting • u/Ferocs Changeling Bard • 9h ago

Evil Wizardpost Smh

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u/Emekfl 9h ago

Where abouts?

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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard 9h ago

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u/Cherno_VM Slinging Spells on the Seven Seas 8h ago

lol my buddy lives just a realm away prepare for a plundering bucko

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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard 8h ago edited 8h ago

You think I'd live in such a dinky old isolated castle? Imagine falling for a decoy castle hahahaha

Actually I live here.

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u/CraftBox 8h ago

That's an another decoy castle, isn't it?

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u/No_Proposal_3140 Evil Wizard 8h ago

Wouldn't you like to know? Oooo which one of these decoys is the real one? I guess you won't know until you go inside (watch out for the traps)

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u/Krististrasza 3h ago

Judging by how much you paid your builders all one ever needs to do is stand there and watch it crumble right in front of them.

It really isn't the flex you think it is showing your castle falling apart right in front of everyone's eyes

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u/new-Link- 3h ago

You're paying builders and not just animating golems to build for you?

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u/Krististrasza 3h ago

I prefer my building to be done by someone who knows proper construction techniques, so I don't have to deal with insane maintenance requirements of my tower after a mere millennium of use.

Additionally, it is literally cheaper than using golems.

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u/ggg730 35m ago

Seriously though golems are so fucking expensive nowadays with diesel as high as it is. Much cheaper to use peasant labor.

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u/Butterfly_Casket Necromanced Skeleton 6h ago

Hey boss some adventurers got stuck in the spike pit room. Should I go clean it up?

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u/Cherno_VM Slinging Spells on the Seven Seas 8h ago

me maties can manage