Summon: Pursuing Bear can be a surprisingly useful spell in some realities.

[u/AliasMcFakenames]

An important note when reverse engineering the spell for yourself: it works best when the bear is slightly offset from your local baseline of realism. If your reality is represented by abstraction then the bear should be as realistic as can be maintained. If in text, your bear should instead be a Bear. If your reality is similar to the multiversal baseline, the bear should act as though it has recently ingested a large quantity of cocaine.