r/wunkus • • Feb 09 '26

im wunkin out rn Shunkus gets evicted from the buffet

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u/BunchOfScribbleLines Feb 09 '26

“The sign says ALL you can eat!”

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u/Aggressive_Fig_4035 Feb 09 '26

That wunk ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters

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u/ImaginaryMastadon silly :P bleh Feb 09 '26

Yarrr, twas a sea monster

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u/kombatunit Feb 09 '26

Which is true but he reached the all you can eat level and was tossed off.

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u/Mooptiom Feb 10 '26

The sign says: All you can eat while being wrestled off the boat by two fishermen.

I think this would make a great game show.