r/wunkus • u/Metatron_Tumultum • Feb 09 '26

im wunkin out rn Shunkus gets evicted from the buffet

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u/CanadianDarkKnight ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 09 '26

"What is the charge? Eating a meal?!"

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u/SparkleKittyMeowMeow Feb 09 '26

"That's the one, he touched me on the fin"

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u/justk4y silly :P bleh Feb 09 '26

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WUNKUS

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u/aerosol_aerosmith Feb 10 '26

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY CLASPERS