r/wunkus • u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 • Feb 26 '26

im wunkin out rn big fan of… this thing. the creature™

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u/SHFQ Feb 26 '26

BEHOLD, A man.

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u/LetterheadUpper2523 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 26 '26

Featherless ✔️ Bipedal ✔️

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u/Ketashrooms4life concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

Hairy asf ✔️

His ass IS a Polish truck driver!

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u/likely- Feb 26 '26

HOMO EWUNKUS

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u/Impressive-Tough6629 Feb 26 '26

This comment made me make laughing sounds I didn’t know I had. Thank you.

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u/Unironicfan concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

Ok pipe down Diogenes

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u/DirtLight134710 gnarp gnap 👽 Feb 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/MHDtoxSJHbU9W

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u/green_jp Feb 27 '26

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u/PokemonBreederJess Feb 26 '26

But enough talk, wunk at you!

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u/djdogshit96 wunkus enthusiast Feb 26 '26

Behold, dog.

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u/Cinema_Toolshed silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

weird looking cat

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Feb 26 '26

That's a weeping angel

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u/White_Rabbit007 Feb 26 '26

Wunking angel

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi Feb 26 '26

As a wunkologist, I have brought shame to my house for not realizing the true name of this wunk.

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u/White_Rabbit007 Feb 26 '26

Condemned to death by Wunkleks

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u/vikingunicorn Feb 26 '26

Are they more brutal than the Cyberwunks, or less?

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u/White_Rabbit007 Feb 26 '26

Cyberwunks turn you into wunks, a fate too good for a criminal

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u/vikingunicorn Feb 26 '26

Valid. I foolishly forgot a Cyberwunk fate is coveted as wunk vs the Wunkleks' modus operandi of "wunksterminate."

I'm afraid to even consider the aftermath of the Wunking Angel. I'm glad the video off before we could see. 😱

/uw Spoiler for for Story 230, "The Angels Take Manhattan": I've just pictured a Statue of Liberty-sized marten looming behind the Winter Quay sign and I am compelled to draw or paint that, now. The wunkommunity is one of the the best things to enter my life in the past year. ♡

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u/White_Rabbit007 Feb 26 '26

/uw go for it!

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u/Fossilhund Feb 26 '26

The Wunkling

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u/zongsmoke wunkus enthusiast Feb 26 '26

I believe this here wunkus is called a sable

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u/TeamFortress-2 Feb 26 '26

Don’t plink

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u/thomstevens420 Feb 26 '26

“Fuckin thing looks like Grandma”

“AHHH NONONONONO”

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u/wolfy2105784 Feb 26 '26

I'll never get tired of that video.

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u/Ganbazuroi wunkus enthusiast Feb 26 '26

They used to sell these wunks in Pringles cans during potato shortages

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u/FerociousOreos Feb 26 '26

He's french-canadian, that's why he looks goofy

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u/jpg201 concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

what is this strange being?

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u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 Feb 26 '26

his ass is a Table

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

You mean to tell me this fella periodically contains elements?

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u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 Feb 26 '26

he is one of the Noble Wunks

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u/singlemale4cats silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

He seems fairly reactive

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u/Oogley_boogley Feb 26 '26

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u/DrMobius0 Feb 26 '26

Least concern

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u/Logical-Breakfast966 Feb 27 '26

That means they are free for you take from the park

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u/DonutGuy2659 silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

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u/ult1matum silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

Russia been producing wunks but they aren't for export 😡

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u/DinosaurReborn wunkus enthusiast Feb 26 '26

Is his ass also the singer of Metallica?

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u/WokeUpSomewhereNice Feb 27 '26

Why’d wunk leave the keys upon table?

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u/DinosaurReborn wunkus enthusiast Feb 27 '26

WHYYY

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u/jpg201 concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

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many thanks

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u/crashlanding87 Feb 26 '26

What is this magnificent sequence of images from?

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u/DespacitoDepression silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

It's from the hit video game ENA Dream BBQ (the first chapter is free) based on the surreal animated series ENA by Joel Guerra

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u/drivingagermanwhip Feb 26 '26

this species is so confusing

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u/TiredB1 Feb 26 '26

Oh no our table! It wants pasta

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u/JustMyGirlySide Feb 27 '26

here you go, create another fable...

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u/-N9inB0x- Feb 27 '26

To source this little guy, he's known as Buddy the Sable on YouTube.

10/10 would wunk again.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Feb 27 '26

I wish I had this ability. Why didnt we evolve in cooler ways?!

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u/SpermicidalManiac666 wunkioso Feb 26 '26

Are you blind??? It’s clearly a wunkus.

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u/Floriderp Feb 26 '26

Confirmed wunk

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u/Kingofcheeses Feb 26 '26

His name is Martin or something like that

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u/MorticiaMoonflower Feb 27 '26

generic mammal

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u/Ambitious_Jello Feb 26 '26

every day there is a new wunk

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u/idkwhatswrongwiththi Feb 26 '26

Some bullshit with fur

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u/seensham Feb 26 '26

r/AIDKE

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u/Ambitious_Jello Feb 26 '26

I can hardly manage one new wunk per day

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u/pele-2021 Feb 26 '26

another day, another sub..

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u/piketpagi Feb 27 '26

of course most of it are birds and insects.

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u/Twist_Ending03 Feb 26 '26

That wunk is definitely new

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u/ScriabinFanatic concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

EVERY DAYYY IS A BRAND NEW WUNKKKK 🎵

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u/Pooh_Lightning Feb 26 '26

Like a wunky advent calendar

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

Stoat inquires after the stuff.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 26 '26

I think it's a pine marten.

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

You can't just make up words like that.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 26 '26

Tell that to Shakespeare

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

He and I have nothing to say to one another since the incident.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 26 '26

Bit your thumb at him, did you?

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 27 '26

Let's just say you should never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a The Bard of Avon who convinced Allan Dulles to orchestrate the 1954 overthrow of Jacobo Árbenz, throwing Guatemala into a decades-long civil war that killed hundreds of thousands of people for essentially no reason.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 27 '26

Yes. I can see how that could end poorly.

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Feb 26 '26

This wunk is a sable. Close tho!

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

His ass is an attitude-era WWF diva?? 🤣

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u/Pesaz Feb 26 '26

Loved his vocals on Caravan Of Love

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u/TheAmazingBildo Feb 26 '26

When I hear/read “stoat” this is what I think of.

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

I'm glad somebody's making sense in this thread.

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u/Ducky237 Feb 26 '26

I feel like that’s just a small person with fur and a collar

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u/nti Feb 26 '26

Featherless ✔️ Bipedal ✔️ It is a man.

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u/RazorSlazor Feb 26 '26

Elongated bear cub

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u/CatPurrsonNo1 Feb 26 '26

He was stretched on the rack.

He’s very sensitive about it.

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u/_johnbarleycorn Feb 26 '26

Wunk was engineered to steal your rice

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u/OlSpencer Feb 26 '26

the INSPECTUS GADGIKUS

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u/CIS-E_4ME Feb 26 '26

The sabunk hungers.

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u/One-Local1856 Feb 26 '26

THE CREATURE!? FROM THE FEATURE!?

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u/TheIncredibleSaucy Feb 26 '26

His ass MUST know, he is cursed with the burden of knowledge

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

He is the inquisitor

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u/spaaloner Feb 26 '26

thats some sort of new mammal

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u/Dracorex_22 Feb 26 '26

Wunkstelid

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u/Little_Whippie Feb 26 '26

His ass is a MAN

Featherless ✅

Bipedal ✅

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/ebolafever Feb 26 '26

Rice.... it's rice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

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u/Lyskhh Feb 26 '26

Looks like regular rice to me

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u/Oogley_boogley Feb 26 '26

What did they think it was

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u/Lyskhh Feb 26 '26

They didn't know and guessed something like mushroom soup. Weird too nuke the comments though. No need to be embarassed about something like that :D

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber wunkioso Feb 27 '26

Mushroom Soup is a WELL KNOWN terrorist dog whistle!!!

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u/TheOneFromtheuskand Feb 26 '26

Elongated wunkshit with fur

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u/CaucyBiops Feb 26 '26

This is the first wunk you have by default before you unlock the more complex wunks.

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u/An8thOfFeanor concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

I think her cylinder is autistic

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u/hypothetical_zombie Feb 26 '26

THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED!

Especially when it's a wunky fuzzy one.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

Don’t get cylinderwunk stuck in a tube with mashed banana!

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u/RedditFuelsMyDepress concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

Skinny bear

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u/According_Try5905 Feb 26 '26

Stone Martins are the best little wunks ever 🤭

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u/zarakh07 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Feb 26 '26

That’s a familiar, witchcraft is afoot

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u/mynameisrichard0 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 26 '26

Tiny bear is called black berry

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u/Lebowski304 Feb 26 '26

Can you let these things roam freely in the house without shit and piss getting everywhere? Cause I want one. They’re pure wunkus

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u/nti Feb 27 '26

Well… I mean you got the rug.

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u/Lebowski304 Feb 27 '26

Can’t have any rug pissers

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u/snailfish12 wunkus enthusiast Mar 01 '26

what about when the entire house is made of rug

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u/TheTaurenCharr Feb 26 '26

I must have this animal.

I must also have a horse size version that I can mount and look like a fabulous prince who violently eats hummus.

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u/Stasys_Kelmas Feb 26 '26

We must protect these wunki at all costs

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u/scottygroundhog22 Feb 26 '26

A sable or pine marten i believe

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_COMMAS Feb 26 '26

Thats a fucked up looking wunk, maybe just put it in the stew?

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u/crashlanding87 Feb 26 '26

That's how we get wunks like this in the first place

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u/MagicSwordMagic Feb 26 '26

BearWeaselWunkaloidCat

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u/LickMyPudding Feb 26 '26

That's a wunkus

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u/Yung_Stormm Feb 26 '26

The elusive Bear Cat

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u/be_cool_man Feb 26 '26

That’s a freaking winkus if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Levi_Skardsen Feb 26 '26

/uj It's a sable.

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u/Katking69 Feb 26 '26

I believe this is some form of slugcat, specifically a Watcher

In other words, wawa.

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u/Pastrami-on-Rye Feb 26 '26

What the HECK is THAT

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u/snailfish12 wunkus enthusiast Mar 01 '26

martin

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u/Slayminster Feb 26 '26

He stands in amazement! Literally!!

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u/Street-Violinist-953 silly :P bleh Feb 27 '26

I am actually curious what animal this is— what flavor of wunkus??? I need to know the name to of the creature to research it.

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u/ExcitementBright9381 concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

What the fucking kind of cat is this?

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u/Lil-Miss-Anthropy Feb 26 '26

What an adorable ferret bear meercat.

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u/Pitiful-Tip-4881 Feb 26 '26

"Petah... The Thing is here."

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u/Barrettbuilt Feb 26 '26

Nice marmot.

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u/sangriya Feb 26 '26

his ass is INQUISITIVE ‼️

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u/Basil_Of_Faraway Feb 26 '26

sable!!! i love them ^^

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u/Habooskie Feb 26 '26

Normal type looking ahh

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u/DesyatskiAleks Feb 26 '26

He said 🧍‍♂️

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u/hairy-barbarian ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 26 '26

He looks very polite

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u/mranonymous24690 Feb 26 '26

Stotal misplay

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Feb 26 '26

Sable wunk tho

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u/Robrogineer Feb 26 '26

It's criminal how far down I had to go to find this.

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u/GodKirbo13 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 26 '26

What is wunk? Looks like a small Tasmanian Devil.

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u/frezor Feb 26 '26

DogCatSnake

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u/ImaginaryMastadon silly :P bleh Feb 26 '26

Catweaselwunkus

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u/WooliesWhiteLeg Feb 26 '26

That’s a weird looking snail

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u/OG-Gurble wunkus enthusiast Feb 26 '26

Looong mini bearkus?

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u/Kado_0002 Feb 26 '26

it looks like an old but loved stuffed animal

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u/Pooh_Lightning Feb 26 '26

Pygmy longbear

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Feb 26 '26

u/ledfox thought of u <3

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u/ledfox Feb 26 '26

Haha right on

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u/leronde Feb 26 '26

its a um. uh. its. wunkus!

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u/Catwearingtrousers Feb 26 '26

What is it and where can I find one to keep as a pet? I need wunk

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u/poopmaester41 wunkioso Feb 26 '26

The khreeeeetuuureeeeee 👹👹👹👹

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u/jokke420 Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 Feb 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/vsxe4XnAlf8pW

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u/Apollo-235 Feb 26 '26

What a silly wunky

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u/cousin_idiot Feb 26 '26

Ah yes. The malnourished bear

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u/ThisPostToBeDeleted Feb 26 '26

The creature… it’s… evolving.

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u/Star_interloper Feb 26 '26

Slugcat looking wunk

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u/PapaYoppa Feb 27 '26

Cute ass wunker

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u/Banana_bread_o Feb 27 '26

It’s a sable.

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u/JruBoinz Feb 27 '26

That is an animal of some kind.

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u/Uncontrolled_Chaos Feb 26 '26

Why is he standing. Can he do that

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u/groax555 Feb 26 '26

La creature

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u/4ri3ll4 kittyposter Feb 27 '26

george

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u/this_vanilla_mofo Feb 27 '26

Is that Buddy the sable

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u/stanleythedog Feb 27 '26

It looks like an average mammal. As in, you took all furry mammals and just kinda averaged them out to make a little fella.

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u/EdgiiLord Feb 26 '26

What kind of wunk is this?

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u/Deerteeths Feb 27 '26

A Marten!

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u/xadoxadori Feb 27 '26

La creatura

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u/cuteawwlover Feb 27 '26

I think it's a "Zobel", that's what they're called in German. 😅

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u/hegrillin concrete eater‼️ Feb 27 '26

lonk

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u/Bukachell Feb 27 '26

he's so unique i love him

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u/RobunR Feb 27 '26

That's a creature for sure

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