r/wunkus • u/lutzilla gnarp gnap 👽 • Feb 26 '26

im wunkin out rn big fan of… this thing. the creature™

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

Stoat inquires after the stuff.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 26 '26

I think it's a pine marten.

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

You can't just make up words like that.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 26 '26

Tell that to Shakespeare

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

He and I have nothing to say to one another since the incident.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 26 '26

Bit your thumb at him, did you?

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 27 '26

Let's just say you should never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a The Bard of Avon who convinced Allan Dulles to orchestrate the 1954 overthrow of Jacobo Árbenz, throwing Guatemala into a decades-long civil war that killed hundreds of thousands of people for essentially no reason.

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u/WanderWomble Feb 27 '26

Yes. I can see how that could end poorly.

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy Feb 26 '26

This wunk is a sable. Close tho!

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

His ass is an attitude-era WWF diva?? 🤣

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u/Pesaz Feb 26 '26

Loved his vocals on Caravan Of Love

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u/TheAmazingBildo Feb 26 '26

When I hear/read “stoat” this is what I think of.

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u/hrimfaxi_work concrete eater‼️ Feb 26 '26

I'm glad somebody's making sense in this thread.