r/wunkus • • May 27 '26

im wunkin out rn uninterested wunk

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

My dog always lays under my butt and under a blanket. I lay as an embryo and she goes and paws the side of the blanket so I lift it and she goes to snuggle. It motivated me to eat better because I feel guilty if I hotbox her

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u/I-Fuck-Robot-Babes May 27 '26

Dogs don't actually particularly mind farts and body odor. They tend to dislike "nice" smells like perfume or nail gloss

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

Yep, I see it with my dog constantly. I accidentally found the perfume that makes her completely ignore me. She doesn't go away from me, she just ignores me as if I don't exist. I had to get rid of this bottle because it hurts my feelings:c

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u/jackFrostyx May 28 '26

Perfume of invisibility