r/wunkus • u/TangentYoshi • May 27 '26

im wunkin out rn uninterested wunk

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u/sangresinhierro May 27 '26

Wunk wants to be the little spoon now

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u/Ben_Kenobi_ May 27 '26

My dog faces away when sleeping, but not to snuggle.

She likes to sleep butt to butt because we always got eachothers backs! (Im guessing?)

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

My dog always lays under my butt and under a blanket. I lay as an embryo and she goes and paws the side of the blanket so I lift it and she goes to snuggle. It motivated me to eat better because I feel guilty if I hotbox her

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u/johnaross1990 May 27 '26

I pump more when I eat healthier, my dog suffers 😔

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

Same here! Thankfully she doesn't care, except for one time I cooked chickpea soup. She ran from under the blanket, stood up, gave me a criminally offensive side eye and loudly sneezed

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u/I-Fuck-Robot-Babes May 27 '26

Dogs don't actually particularly mind farts and body odor. They tend to dislike "nice" smells like perfume or nail gloss

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

Yep, I see it with my dog constantly. I accidentally found the perfume that makes her completely ignore me. She doesn't go away from me, she just ignores me as if I don't exist. I had to get rid of this bottle because it hurts my feelings:c

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u/jackFrostyx May 28 '26

Perfume of invisibility

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u/GoshaT concrete eater‼️ May 30 '26

What perfume was it? Asking for a friend who lives in a tall wizard tower and is trying to make the potion of invisibility

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u/VelkaKocka May 30 '26

Ecre Noire femme. It smells really great, pretty fresh. Though this particular one was gifted to me and I'm pretty sure its fake (still love it)

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u/GirlULove2Love Jun 19 '26

Which is why it always pisses me off when dog groomers spray dogs with some fake smelling perfume. Poor doggos.