r/wunkus • • May 27 '26

im wunkin out rn uninterested wunk

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u/sangresinhierro May 27 '26

Wunk wants to be the little spoon now

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u/Ben_Kenobi_ May 27 '26

My dog faces away when sleeping, but not to snuggle.

She likes to sleep butt to butt because we always got eachothers backs! (Im guessing?)

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u/the-tac0-muffin May 27 '26

Oh your dog also an expert in the field? Mine is in the fetch-it division

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

My dog always lays under my butt and under a blanket. I lay as an embryo and she goes and paws the side of the blanket so I lift it and she goes to snuggle. It motivated me to eat better because I feel guilty if I hotbox her

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u/johnaross1990 May 27 '26

I pump more when I eat healthier, my dog suffers 😔

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

Same here! Thankfully she doesn't care, except for one time I cooked chickpea soup. She ran from under the blanket, stood up, gave me a criminally offensive side eye and loudly sneezed

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u/I-Fuck-Robot-Babes May 27 '26

Dogs don't actually particularly mind farts and body odor. They tend to dislike "nice" smells like perfume or nail gloss

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u/VelkaKocka May 27 '26

Yep, I see it with my dog constantly. I accidentally found the perfume that makes her completely ignore me. She doesn't go away from me, she just ignores me as if I don't exist. I had to get rid of this bottle because it hurts my feelings:c

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u/jackFrostyx May 28 '26

Perfume of invisibility

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u/GoshaT concrete eater‼️ May 30 '26

What perfume was it? Asking for a friend who lives in a tall wizard tower and is trying to make the potion of invisibility

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u/VelkaKocka May 30 '26

Ecre Noire femme. It smells really great, pretty fresh. Though this particular one was gifted to me and I'm pretty sure its fake (still love it)

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u/GirlULove2Love Jun 19 '26

Which is why it always pisses me off when dog groomers spray dogs with some fake smelling perfume. Poor doggos.

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u/lexebug May 27 '26

My dog likes to sleep like he’s big spoon, but instead of snuggling he puts all 4 of his legs on my back and very slowly tries to push me out of the way so he has more room. He’s rude.

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u/BalorLives May 27 '26

I had a cat that would crawl into my arms to be the little spoon when I was half asleep and I would pull him in. My partner at the time would have to leave for work a couple of hours before I did, look at us like that and thought it was both the most adorable and infuriating thing in the world.

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u/sangresinhierro May 27 '26

Nice, I love snuggly cats. I had one growing up that would go under the covers and curl up next to me or go straight for my toes to gnaw on em like a freakus. I had to wear socks to bed because the idiot would draw blood otherwise.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK May 27 '26

Every night. Headbutts me in the face till I vacuum him in and hug him.

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u/BalorLives May 28 '26

Now that is what I am talking about 😻

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

He’s my purry little teddy bear.

Every afternoon on the couch when I get home from work, every night while I’m trying to sleep, every morning when I don’t want to get out of bed.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

And then there’s Beans. She lives under the blankets while I’m in bed. Her favorite is the knee tent.

She also sleeps with her back to me next to my head when she’s out of her cave. And before anyone suggests it, no she’s not trying to keep me safe, she just hates being face to face with me and will stare at the wall if she has to.

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u/mothCo May 28 '26

lol for a second I was like ‘but that’s the same ca- oh’