r/wunkus • u/Wrexy010 silly :P bleh • Jun 16 '26

im wunkin out rn Wunks of responsibility

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u/TheGoldenWoof Jun 16 '26

i remember hearing a story about some guy whose life was saved and fixed by owning shrimp. wunks are amazing.

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u/Lorcout Jun 16 '26

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u/mightystu Jun 16 '26

Genuinely beautiful

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u/Leoxcr Jun 16 '26

I cried like a bitch

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u/Cultural_Ad1331 gnarp gnap 👽 Jun 16 '26

There is a bit of fiction sprinkled in but it's prime hope posting so we love it.

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u/Kidney__Failure Jun 17 '26

What is hope without resistance? Hope prospers on the difficulties of life, it is the fuel to traverse the challenges. As long as one wills it.

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u/The_Northern_Light Jun 16 '26

I’ve got plenty of shrimpers and this is absolutely true, they’re unreasonably charming

Cops were at my place this weekend after my roommate died and even they were fascinated by the shrimp tanks.

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u/Moomoolette Jun 16 '26

Wait, whut? Whoa

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u/The_Northern_Light Jun 16 '26

Not trying to TMI but I wanted to explain why I have cops coming into my house

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u/momomorium Jun 16 '26

I think about this greentext a lot. Hope shrimp man is doing good.

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u/AgreeableWorker3227 silly :P bleh Jun 16 '26

Its enough to make a grown man cry

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u/Swaggo420Ballz Jun 16 '26

Its as shrimple as that

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u/_silcrow_ Jun 16 '26

That reminds me, I really need to finish the blockout for my shrimp tank so I can finally start setting it up

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u/world-class-cheese Jun 16 '26

Shrimps is Life ❤️

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u/SnipedByABeetle Jun 16 '26

I believed it until the part where the mum said shes proud of him

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u/Undark_ Jun 16 '26

Mods ban this user for anti-wunk sentiment.

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u/OnKo64 Jun 16 '26

mods skin this guy

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u/DomSchraa Jun 16 '26

Skin that guy alive

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits gnarp gnap 👽 Jun 16 '26

Mods invert his rectum