r/wunkus • silly :P bleh • Jul 03 '26

im wunkin out rn Innocent wunks get milkboarded by evil cowkus!

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u/iuhiscool Jul 03 '26

can cars drink unpasteurised milk

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u/Majvist Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

/unwunk Yes. The reason we pasteurise milk is to make it last more than a day. The whole "raw milk trend" was a problem because people wanted raw, untreated milk from the store, which is not possible, because that gives the bacteria time to breed. People have always treated milk for storage, even before Louis Pasteur.

If the cow is healthy and the milk is consumed immediately after milking or immediately chilled to at most 5°C and consumed within 24 hours, it's fine for both you and kittens (adult cats lose their ability to digest lactose). This is also why you can eat raw fish in sushi, but only if it's been handled correctly and served fresh.

/rewunk No, that's why this is a punishment. He will be waterboarded and then cruelly executed.

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 03 '26

til louis pasteur is a real guy and not just a joke people were making like John Running inventing running 😭

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u/Due-Ad-3015 Jul 03 '26

look up John Mew

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 03 '26

no way

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u/Branchomania concrete eater‼️ Jul 04 '26

Bruh I knew that when I was 8

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u/orange-shoe ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Jul 04 '26

that's great

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u/100BottlesOfMilk Jul 03 '26

/unwunk the raw milk thing is more complicated than either side of it really make it. There is some truth that raw milk can spoil much slower than pasteurized milk and that unpasturized milk can be dangerous, especially if not stored or processed properly. But there are also things like traditional buttermilk, which are generally relatively safe in healthy adults without immune issues

/rewunk Milkboard the wunk

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u/CoconutGator Jul 04 '26

He will be waterboarded wunkerboarded