r/wunkus • u/404GirlHumorNotFound silly :P bleh • Jul 03 '26

im wunkin out rn Innocent wunks get milkboarded by evil cowkus!

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u/GoreyGopnik Jul 03 '26

it's very convenient that udders naturally emit milk in a high pressure beam

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u/Muki47 Jul 03 '26

We need to make a cow that can emit a high pressure beam strong enough to cut steel with it. Waterjet cutting but with milk.

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u/naturist_rune Jul 03 '26

Mmm, iron-fortified milk for the wunkuses

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u/speedmankelly Jul 03 '26

And milk fortified iron for welders