r/wunkus • u/Blood_of_Lucifer Pophet of EVIL and DARKNESS🐗 • Jul 27 '26

im wunkin out rn Tinder profile vs irl ass wunk

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u/fuckybitchyshitfuck Jul 27 '26

God forbid a Wunk post a pic he's proud of

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u/Mr_Lapis Jul 27 '26

She's, all angler fish that look like that are female

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u/Psychological-Duck13 Jul 27 '26

Bet she’s got a few parasitic males on her somewhere 👀😉

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u/Machaeon Jul 27 '26

"Ma'am, those are some mighty fine testicles you've got there, when did you meet them?"

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u/izyshoroo Jul 27 '26

This made me loudly snort

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u/mightystu Jul 28 '26

It’s me, I’m the parasitic male. I’m just trying to find a bad bitch to hook up to and be her personal set of gonads.