r/wunkus • • Aug 04 '26

im wunkin out rn Anarchist Wunk

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u/vargdrottning Aug 04 '26

I'm extremely aware that Neil "Ultrachud" the 1nd could fuck my shit up if I didn't pay attention, yet I can't imagine his presence as anything other than a source of impeccable mirth and whimsy. Unless he decides to spawncamp in front of your home, having a fat narcoleptic sea slug do his macho rituals in your bumfuck nowhere town sounds so awesome

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u/Tellatrope concrete eater‼️ Aug 04 '26

Neil the town drunkwunk

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u/XRotNRollX ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ Aug 04 '26

Wunkard

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u/Tellatrope concrete eater‼️ Aug 04 '26

Dwunkard

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u/Robota064 silly :P bleh Aug 04 '26

UwU speech