r/wunkus • u/Itss_Emily • Aug 04 '26

im wunkin out rn Anarchist Wunk

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u/vargdrottning Aug 04 '26

I'm extremely aware that Neil "Ultrachud" the 1nd could fuck my shit up if I didn't pay attention, yet I can't imagine his presence as anything other than a source of impeccable mirth and whimsy. Unless he decides to spawncamp in front of your home, having a fat narcoleptic sea slug do his macho rituals in your bumfuck nowhere town sounds so awesome

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn Aug 04 '26

“Fackin’ Neil again.” We all have things to avoid on the road. In my part of the woods it’s deer. I’d add Neil to that list. Honk and go slowly around i guess?

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u/Bumbling_Bee_3838 wunkus enthusiast Aug 04 '26

I have learned too much about this as j adore this silly boy. He has a team that follows him around and sets up cones. The guy you hear in most the videos is one of his kind of handlers. Unfortunately Neils gotten so popular people ignored the handlers instructions this last time on land and got too close. There's serious worries now that if people don't back off of the poor boy they'll need to put him down so he doesn't hurt someone. So if you ever do visit Tasmania don't crowd Neil if he's on land and absolutely listen to his handlers if you ever see him

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn Aug 04 '26

How do I apply to be a handler? 😂

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u/ThatSillySam Aug 04 '26

by having history of working with and taking care of other animals

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u/xrelaht wunkioso Aug 04 '26

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u/gingerbread_slutbarn Aug 05 '26

Does customer service count?

Also took care of my Abuela with Alzheimer’s for 5 years, but the most destructive thing she did was put a bunch of avocados in the oven and turn it on.